Me: *trying to flip through dares but it's hard with my paws* *sees this dare and eyes Smokescreen with a devious look* hehehehehehehehehe
Ratchet: *eyes me in confusion* What now? *is laying beside Optimus, who is sprawled out on the floor with his eyes closed*
Me: *continues to laugh*
Smokes: Why is she looking at me like that??? *sits up and curls tail around his paws* It's creepy.
Me: *SCREAM* BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DARE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE but WHEELJACK WOULD LIKE IT TOO
WJ: *tips head* What is it?
Me: Here, I'll read it.
:D I dare Smokescreen to make Ultra Magnus annoyed!
Smokes: ... I wanna.
Ultra Magnus: *hisses* It would be best if you did not, soldier.
Me: *smiles deviously again* No, it's a dare. He can't turn it down.
Optimus: *opens eyes to watch* Sorry, Ultra Magnus. What Layla says is true. This is one of the rules she had us follow in order to be in this book. *flicks his ears*
Ultra: *opens his mouth to say something, but nothing comes out*
Smokes: *stands up and sways tail challengingly* This is going to be fun.
Ultra: *also stands up* No, Smokescreen. This dare I must ask you to not complete.
Smokes: *nope* *starts walking toward Ultra, who backs up* *takes a deep breath* *EXPLODES INTO QUESTIONS AND COMMENTS AND IS TALKING SUPER FAST WHILE CIRCLING THE COMMANDER*
Ultra: *is staring at me with wide eyes, but otherwise no reaction*
Me: *giggling*
Bee: *mews happily*
Bulk: Sorry, sir, but ... this is HILARIOUS.
Ultra: *continues to stare at me* Why did I agree to this?
OP: *scrunches up his face and turns away*
Ratchet: *is watching with a look of actual amusement on his snout*
Smokes: *finally stops to take a breath* Whew, that was a workout. I'm not done yet tho! *starts circling him again* Okay. So. Were the battles with Optimus all fun?
Ultra: *opens mouth to say something*
Smokes: Yes? GREAT! *starts talking nonstop*
Ultra: ...
Ultra: ...
Ultra: I'm trying my hardest not to pound you to the ground, Smokescreen. I would advise you finish up the dare and be on with your business.
Smokes: *puppy eyes* But I have to make you annoyed first.
Ultra: *grits teeth* I am very annoyed, soldier. *says through gritted fangs*
Smokes: You gotta DO something, though. *sways tail challengingly again*
Ultra: *flicks tail, annoyed* Smokescreen. Step. Away.
Smokes: *freezes* Um. Okay...
Ultra: *doesn't wait for the cat to walk away* *pushes him away with his front paws and whips around, stalking away*
Me: *laughing like an idiot* THAT WAS GREAT *tail is lashing happily* THANK YOUuuuuuUuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUuuuUuuUUUUu
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YOU ARE READING
ASKS AND DARES! MUST DO AND ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!!
HumorMe: OH YEAH I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS. EVEN THO THERE ARE ALREADY SO MANY OF THESE, I CAN'T WAIT. Ratchet: You've got to be kidding me. Me: NOPE! LET'S GOOOOOOOO
