Me: *aboard the Nemisis* Okay, so all my readers. This one doesn't include the Autobots, so Ratchet will remain a bunny for the next two dares the include him. Just by the way. :)
KO: ... What are you doing here?
Me: Screamer has been dared.
SS: Scrap...
Me: Here ya go, Scream, this is what ya gotta do.
I dare Starscream to glue every single one of Ratchet's wrenches to Megatron's helm. And megatron can't do anything about it.
*holds out box of wrenches* And by the way, he has... *forgets number* ... Hold on, lemme go check. I know someone asked how many wrenches he has. *disappears*
Me: *reappears* He has 827 wrenches in this box. So you may have to put some on his body, too. (And add on for the dare to make it better. >;) )
SS: No! Lord Megatron will surely rip out my spark!
Me: You can't turn down a dare, Screamy.
SS: And for Primus' sake, please call me by my name!
Me: Whatever you say, Whiny.
SS: *fury* *grabs the box of wrenches* Fine. I'll do it. He's recharging right now anyway.
Me: *grins evilly and follows him*
KO: I want to see this too. *follows*
SS: *grabs gorilla glue and starts putting it on Megs' chassis* This is going to be great, now that I think about it..
Me: *watching*
KO: You're still a cat.
Me: Wow, what sharp eyes you have, Knockout.
KO: ...
SS: *finishes* Now we have to wake him up.
Me: *leaps onto the berth* I will do that. *screams* HEY MEGATRON YOU'RE SHIP IS ON FIRE AND STARSCREAM IS TAKING CONTROL! *slaps him with my paw*
Megs: WHAT? *sits up so abruptly that I go flying*
Me: *flips in the air and lands on KO's shoulder*
KO: Gah! *shrugs forcefully and yeets me off*
Me: *lands on my paws on the floor* ... Okay, maybe I should have just slapped him.
Megs: STARSCREAAAM! *sees him* OH. You're right there. Wait, what is SHE doing here? Why are you staring at me?
SS: *trying so hard to maintain his composure*
KO: *trying not to laugh*
Megs: *stands up* Whoa, why do I feel so heavy?
SS: *clenches servos* I assure you, Master, I am not trying to take control and the ship is not on fire.
KO: *guffaws* I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
Megs: *looks down at himself* *glares at me* THIS WAS YOUR DOING, WASN'T IT.
Me: No, it was one of my fan's doings and then it was Starscream because he was the one that was dared to do this.
Megs: *turns to Starscream, who is laughing now*
SS: *stops immediately* I apologize, sir. If I hadn't done this, either she or her sister would have my spark. Apparently I "cannot turn down a dare".
Megs: *tries to pull one off* OW
SS: *~* I ... used gorilla glue...
Megs: *stares at him again* *STARTS A MAD CHASE*
KO: *DYING*
Me: *turns to camera* Well, that was brilliant! Thanks for that!
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