Peter's p.o.v
I was walking to Avengers Tower when I heard screams. A man holding a gun came and pointed it at me. Because of the predicament I was in I couldn't transform into the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
"Come with me or else." The man said. I immediately thought of a meme and decided that I was going to recreate it.
"One sec," I spoke taking out my phone. "Let me ask Mr. Stark."
"It wasn't a question." The man said.
"Hello?" Mr. Stark said.
"This guy is trying to kidnap me can I go?"
"The fuck? No!"
"Okay see you after this guy kidnaps me." And I hung up.
"Mr. Stark said no, but I'm 90% sure that you don't care." And with that I was knocked out and by the kidnapper.
Tony's p.o.v
After about half and hour after the kid called me I got a call from him again. "Hey, Pete what's up?"
"I have your son." A deep voice.
"What?"
"I saw your son on the magazine covers with you. Give me $100,000 by the end of the week or you won't see him again." And he hung up.
"Hey Friday, track Peter's phone please and load the location to my suit."
Peter's p.o.v
"PLEASE SHUT UP!!" The kidnapper hollered.
I went into a German accent "Well if it isn't Captain America," then impersonated Mr. Captain Rogers But it is me," then back to German. "No it's just an expression," Back to Mr. Captain Rogers. "Your Nazi tricks won't work on me."
"WHYYY?" The kidnapper screamed.
"How did you take down Captain America? We shot him in ze legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot."
"STOP!!" The kidnapper shouted. "I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE THE ONE SUFFERING NOT ME!!"
"Captain America is from the 40s, but he respects black people and women. Did you see how short he was? He knows their pain."
"WHY!?!?"
I did my German accent again. "Well if it isn't the man with the giant frisbee," I did my Captain America impression again. "I'm Captain America." I went back to German. "The man with the giant frisbee."
"I WENT THROUGH TROUBLE TO GET MONEY BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE THIS MUCH TROUBLE!!"
"You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up in McDonalds. We going to McDonalds if I don't do my work? No."
"SHUT UP!! PLEASE!!"
"WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING!? You said bring my grades up. I did say that let me see."
"You know what I'm gonna just return you."
I went to my German accent "So in America when you finish training they give you a trash can lid?" I went back to impersonating Mr. Captain Rogers "Shut up," I went back to the German accent. "Are you the only one with a trash can lid?"
Suddenly a window shattered revealing Mr. Stark in his Iron Man suit.
"Hey, Mr. Stark!" I greeted. "What's up?"
"Well, you got kidnapped and I'm here to save you so that's what's up." Mr. Stark replied.
"Please take him! I don't even want the money anymore!" The kidnapper begged.
"Wait, why?" Mr. Stark asked.
"He's been shouting vines and memes for the past hour!! Just take him please I don't want the money."
"I didn't have money for you anyway."
"What?! Okay I'm not going to willingly give you your son back."
"I'm not his son." I mumbled. Yeah, I wished that he was my dad because he is a father figure to me, but the feeling most likely wasn't mutual so I just said it while being very sad on the inside.
"Well then this isn't going to go so well for you, Now is it?" Mr. Stark spoke. He fired his repulsers as the kidnapper tried to fire his gun. The kidnapper ended up being half conscious and being taken to prison by the police in the next five minutes.
"I told you that Mr. Stark said no!" I yelled as he was put in the police car.
Mr. Stark had picked me up with his suit and we started flying back to the compound. "So, how's stuff at the compound going?" I asked.
"Kid, next time a guy tried to kidnap you don't call me to recreate a meme, just run. Though it's okay to just scream vines until they want to release you."
"Okay Mr. Stark." I said smiling. That night I spent the night at the compound because Aunt May was so traumatized by the situation earlier that she fainted.
