Peter's p.o.v
"Why the gym? We have an auditorium." Ned asked.
"Uncle Clint and Uncle Sam probably want to feel above everyone else and some of the seats are higher than the stage." I guessed.
"Dude." Ned said.
"That's a very interesting guess." MJ said.
I shrugged. "Just an educated one." We all sat on the floor and looked up at my super fam.
"Hello, Midtown High!" Dad greeted us. We gave a lame 'hi' back like we always do at assemblies, but Dad didn't ask us to raise our volume or be more excited he just shrugged and continued. "So, we will be using some classrooms as stations. There will be at least two Avengers at each station. Your teachers have the stations and they also put you in groups, so they'll be telling you everything you need."
Mr. Harrington divided us into two groups. I had Ned and MJ in my group which was great... but, I also had Flash in my group, which wasn't great.
"I guess we'll be able to personally see if you have that internship." Flash said. I sighed and ignored him. There was really no point in trying anymore, since he won't believe me no matter what I say.
Our group was starting with Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky, and Aunt Natasha which meant that I was safe, because they wouldn't embarrass me or talk about embarrassing things that I did. If they did, they wouldn't use my real name they refer to me as Spider-Man. Aunt Natasha would probably just look directly at me whenever they mentioned me.
Their group was in the gym, which meant that we got to stay put. "Okay, so we will be talking about self defense and some procedures for it." Uncle Steve said.
"Spider-Man is very good at dodging." Uncle Bucky said. Aunt Nat was looking directly at me, as I predicted.
"He's also very good at defending." Uncle Steve added.
"You'll be assigned pairs, and one of you will be assigned defense and the other will be assigned offense." Aunt Natasha spoke.
My partner was Flash, which was great! It mean that I didn't have to fight my best friend or my girlfriend!
"I bet that you're buddies put us together so you could improve against me." Flash said mockingly.
"Flash I have an internship, that doesn't mean that I've met the Avengers."
"You will be offense," Uncle Bucky said pointing to Flash. "And you will be defense." He said pointing to me.
"Make sure that you don't actually harm your opponent!" Uncle Steve called. Flash threw a punch at me and I dodged. He did it again and I dodged again. We continued this cycle for however long, I didn't keep tack of time until Uncle Bucky told us we could stop. I had barely broken a sweat, but Flash was panting.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"Shut up!" He said before walking to his friends.
"How'd you guys do?" I asked Ned and MJ once we met up.
"Ned was very good at dodging." MJ said as she intertwined our hands.
"MJ was great at punching," Ned said panting. "It was not easy dodging."
"Well if course," I spoke. "She's a badass."
That was the end of that station. The other stations were pretty uneventful, we did a lot of group projects with my super fam. That was until Dad's and Uncle Bruce's. They were the last station for every group so the entire school was there.
"We will be accepting any questions about Stark industries and the avengers." Dad said. Hands shot up and everything was going great.... until Flash was called on.
"Do you offer internships to high school students?" Flash asked.
"Here it comes," I mumbled.
"No, I'm sorry we don't," Dad replied.
"Ha!" Flash yelled shooting up, "I knew Penis Parker was lying!"
"What did you just say?" Dad asked, Uncle Bruce then left the stage for code green reasons. Dad took out his phone, texted something and then put it back. "You? What's your name?"
"Me?" Flash asked pointing at himself. Dad nodded, Flash stood up straighter and said "Eugene Thompson, but everyone calls me Flash." The rest of my super family soon entered (minus Uncle Bruce for code green reasons) and walked up on the stage.
"What's going on here?" Aunt Natasha asked looking very pissed off.
"Flash Thompson just called Peter penis," Dad replied.
"Well, yeah he's been lying about having an internship at SI, but you said that only college students get internships," Flash said.
"Peter is my son and he helps me out a lot with internship stuff, so he did not lie, but if I here from Peter that you made fun of him again you will personally get a visit from the Avengers," Dad said.
"H-he's your son?" Flash asked wide eyed.
"Yes, I adopted him a little while back," Dad said, he then started to look around the crowd "now where's Peter?" I tried to crawl out of the gym, but of course one of Flash's friends pointed me out.
The entire crowd moved out of the way so that Dad could see me, he had his arms crossed and looked at me expectantly, and I of course looked awkward because I was sitting on the gym floor trying to crawl away. "Hey, dad," I said awkwardly waving.
"Wanna tell me why you didn't mention a bully?" Dad asked.
"I didn't think it was a big deal," I said.
"Well, it is, okay?" Uncle Steve said and I nodded.
"You know what, this fair is over," Dad said, "I'm taking Peter home with me, I'll sign him out in the office, and your friends can come too, Peter."
We went back to SI and and had a movie night, Flash also never bothered me again which made school a lot better. In conclusion, I love my friends and my super family.
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Sorry that I haven't posted in so long I was busy with school and I had writers block.
