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kool bois

ZACH.
emergency

ZACH.
we have an emergency

JONAH.
what is it?

JACK.
those are never good
words

ZACH.
so i was just chilling you
know

ZACH.
then i decided i really want
a hot pocket

ZACH.
so i got up to get one out
of the freezer and put it
in the microwave so i could
cook one and eat something
delicious

ZACH.
BUT THEN

ZACH.
we didn't have any hot
pockets :/

ZACH.
so emergency

ZACH.
can someone please go get
me one?

MACI.
i can't believe i actually
wasted time reading that

NATALIA.
^

CHRISTINA.
^^

AVA.
^^^

JONAH.
i'll go get you some

ZACH.
thank you jo🥴

ZACH.
see jo is nicer than all
of you

DANIEL.
we all know i'm the nicest
one here

CORBYN.
no i am

CHRISTINA.
no it's me obviously

MACI.
let's be real here

MACI.
none of us are nice

NATALIA.
i mean, true

CORBYN.
i've come to a conclusion

CORBYN.
zach's brain has been taken
over by hot pockets which
have tricked him into thinking
that jonah is nice

AVA.
are we just going to continue
talking about hot pockets or...?

JACK.
sadly, i think we are

ZACH.
hot pockets are important to
the needs of humanity

MACI.
what humanity needs cold
filling and lava hot breading?

ZACH.
my humanity

JACK.
you've disappointed me zach

ZACH.
when do i not?

DANIEL.
where did jonah go?

ZACH.
he's getting my hot
pockets, remember

CORBYN.
wait he's actually doing that?

CORBYN.
i thought he was kidding

JACK.
that's hubby material right
there

JACK.
someone put a ring on it

NATALIA.
ava put a ring on it

AVA.
why me?

NATALIA.
no reason😂

JONAH.
zach what kind of hot
pockets do you want?

JONAH.
and you owe me

ZACH.
i want the pizza ones, duh

DANIEL.
this is the weirdest thing
that's happened in this
groupchat

JACK.
yes for some weird reason
this is the weirdest

JONAH.
i'm in the checkout so i'll be
at your house in like seven
minutes zach

ZACH.
okay i have the microwave
ready

MACI.
how do you prep a microwave?

ZACH.
i'm standing next to it and it's
opened with a plate inside so
i just gotta plop the hot pocket
inside

NATALIA.
"pLoP"

NATALIA.
whoever your future wife is
she better have a lot of
patience

JACK.
yep

DANIEL.
truth

CHRISTINA.
i'm so confused😂

CORBYN.
^

AVA.
^^

MACI.
this gc is whack😂

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