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The Bathroom Problem

Someone requested this but i forgot who (great author I am) and i decided I can't do the other request but here:

Dean- "You're using all the hot water, Robin!" He shouted as you took a shower in the morning. He continued to slam his fist against the wooden door. "(Y/N)! Hurry the fuck up!" He shouted, now here's the down part. Living in the bunker is great unless you want to see a grumpy Sam in the morning. "Shut up, Dean!" Sam shouted from his room. Dean rolled his eyes and continued to bang on the locked door. He huffed in annoyance when you started to sing.

Sam- "IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU 15 WHOLE MINUTES TO DO YOUR GOD DAMNED HAIR, SAM." You screamed. He was smart and locked the door. He smirked as he kept brushing his hair and started to blast his favourite songs. You screamed in annoyance. "FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I'LL BE IN THE KITCHEN EATING DEAN'S PIE." With that you stormed down the hallway of the bunker and to the kitchen. While Sam smiled in victory that he claimed the bathroom first.

Cas- "Honey, I don't think you need to take an hour to get ready." Cas said through the door. "You don't know me Cas!" You said back as you started to curl/straighten your hair. "Cas, just leave her. It's a girl thing." Dean explained as he walked past the bathroom. Cas watched Dean turn into the kitchen. "(Y/n). Just hurry up. We are only going to have a picnic." You sighed. "Yes, our forst ever date that Dean made you ask. I want to look good, Cas." He sighed but waited till you were finished.

Gabe- "Gabe what in the world are you even doing in there?" You groaned as you banged your head against the door. You could hear him smirking, is that bad? "Hurry the fuck up, Gabriel." You could hear him saying "La Le De La Le Do.' And so one. "Bitch." You said. "I know right." He answered back. You sighed with your head still leaning on the door. Then the door swung open and you had to be caught by Gabriel.

Balthazar- "Love, you do not need to get ready now. We only have two hours till we have to get there." He said as he rattled the door handle. "Perfection takes time, Bal!" You said, grinning as you turn the shower on. "YOU'RE ALREADY PERFECT. YOU DON'T NEED TO GET READY NOW. I NEED TO TAKE A WIZ." You giggled to yourself as you started to wash yourself. "Love you too honey." He scowled as he flashed himself to a bathroom somewhere

Lucifer- "BITCH I KNOW YOU ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL BUT GET THE FUCK OUT THE BATHROOM, NOW." You heard laughter on the other side of door. You tried to open the locked door. You sighed knowing it was hopeless. "What are you doing in there?" You asked as you started to kick the door in attempt to open the door. "I have to look dashing as I am the devil." You rolled your eyes. "More like a drama queen, are you sure you're the devil." You muttered.

Michael- "I don't understand why you get up early to get ready for school, (y/n)." Michael asked through the locked door. "Why would you care?" You asked, more like screamed, him as you washed your hair. "Because I need to use the bathroom." You rolled your eyes. "Why is that?" He stuttered out:"Well, um...you know...the toilet...um..." You looked disgusted. "A shit? I thought Angels and Archangels don't do that." He sighed. "We do Human things as well!"

Crowley- "Since five in the morning you were in the bathroom. It is now 8am. You are far worst than a girl, Crow." You groaned. But smirked as well. "Don't call me Crow. Plus a king must look kingly." You frown at his answer. "Yes, because the demons will look at you and think that you look so handsome they want to be you." You answered sarcastically. "Exactly!" He finally came out looking his normal self. "So how do I look?" You groan and facepalmed yourself.

AN-THE NAME THAT WON THE FAN NAME IS....ASSBUTTS! Yay! Sorry this took so long I was giving you more time to vote but here you go! I hope all you assbutts love this name and this chapter!