That Smooth Motherfucker

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That smooth motherfucker//eeeEeeeEEEEeeeeee cute pick up lines that makes you melt inside bc it's so smooth.

Dean- You were pinning up your last bit of hair as you were getting ready for the day. You smiled at you appearance as you turned around to excite the bathroom only to be facing the brood chest of Dean Winchester. He smiled down at you, "Hello Robin, aren't you looking perfect as usual?" You laughed as thanked him. "But.." You frowned, "There is one thing I think you should change, your last name!" He grinned as he stepped into the bathroom as shutting the door. Only leaving you thinking, "Smooth motherfucker."

Sam- You were talking to Sam, as he sat on the bed while you did your hair in front of the mirror. You were about to apply some make up until a unhuman screech came out of Sam Winchester's mouth. You jumped and turned around to face him. "Sorry Princess, but I don't think you should wear makeup, it's ruining perfection." You glared at him. "As much as that was smooth as fuck, I am not forgiving you for that wild unexpected screech." He grinned, "Did you get that pick up line from Dean?" You asked. "...." You waited for an answer. "....I went to Stanford."

Castiel- You see any compliment you receive from Castiel was too adorable to cope and you die inside so when Dean suggested to Castiel to say this to you, you kinda melted inside. It, however, was extremely weird hearing those words come out of his mouth. "Cookie, Do your legs hurt from running through my mind all day?" You giggled as blushed. "That's cute, Honey." He grinned like a little boy getting sweets. "I learnt it from Dean!" You laughed, "Thank Winchesters it wasn't the pizza man!"

Gabriel- You were finishing eating as Gabriel watched you, not stalkish at all, eat and most of the time he would either look at your food or your lips. And every time you catch him staring at your lips made you confused. After you washed your plate, you turned around to see the lips of your lover, Gabriel. His lips were turn upwards as your eyes travelled to his beautiful brown eye. "Your lips seems lonely. Would they like to meet mine?" You laughed, "Very smooth of you, Gabriel." He shrugged, "What can I say, I am a man of words. So wanna kiss or what?" "Way to ruin the moment."

Balthazar- You were getting ready in the morning and you were busy dancing around to your favourite songs. Unknowingly to you, Balthazar was watching and he was highly amused. He was amused how one minute you were grumpy and then the next you a singing and dancing to your all time favourites. When you were finished getting ready, you met Balthazar down stairs. He looked at you, "Guess what I am wearing?" You thought for a minute, what expensive clothes this time. He smiled at you, "The smile you gave me." You slowly smiled, "Now that was smooth, Bal."

Lucifer-


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