SAO Meets RWBY (SAO/RWBY Harem)

Chapter 9

Maverick POV

[My alarm goes off. I try to turn it off but I struggle a little bit. I eventually turn it off. I love having my own room. I don't have to deal with any girl drama. I start to move when I feel something heavy on me. I look and hold back a scream when I see Koharu in my bed. As adorable as she is when she sleeps, I really need to know how she got in here]

Maverick: How did you get in here?

Koharu: Shh, Maverick. Five more minutes.

Maverick: No. You are getting up right now.

[Koharu sits up]

Maverick: What are you doing here?

Koharu: What do you mean? This is my bed.

Maverick: No. It's my bed. You have a bed with your team.

Koharu: No this is my bed. You and I sleep together.

[I just stare at her. The statement is true but that was before...]

Maverick: Are you going to tell me how you're here.

Koharu: What do you mean? I came by the bullhead.

Maverick: No I mean how did you...

[Before I could finish my question...]

Sinon: VAPOR WIND!

[My door is completely destroyed. In walks a livid Sinon]

Koharu: Oh my! Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

Sinon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!

Koharu: This is my room of course.

Sinon: No it isn't. You were in our room when I went to sleep. How did you even get in here?

Koharu: I picked the lock.

Sinon: WHAT!

[Sinon pulls out her bow and readies an arrow. Koharu draws her rapier]

Sinon: You shouldn't be here!

Koharu: No. This is where I belong.

Sinon: If anything, this is where I belong. I won the right to be his teammate fair and square! You came along and messed everything up!

Koharu: Do you really think I would let anyone else team up with my BOYFRIEND?

Sinon: BOYFRIEND? Maverick, what is she talking about?

Maverick: It's complicated.

[The two looked like they were going to strike when I drew my swords and disarmed both of them]

Maverick: We don't have time for this. We have a class. Now will you ladies please leave so I can change?

[Both of the girls sigh as they leave. I then realize that my door is busted. At least changing is very easy for me. I equip my uniform and head to class]

3rd Person POV

[The sight of an axe-blunderbuss weapon pans down to the boards displaying various species of Grimm - King Taijitu, Death Stalker, Beowolf, Boarbatusk, Nevermore, and Ursa - behind an elderly teacher named Peter Port]

Port: "Monsters! Deeeemons... Prowlers of the night! Yes, the creatures of Grimm have many names, but I merely refer to them as prey! Ha-ha!"

[The members of RWBY, seated on the front row, are in varying stages of interest; Blake and Yang are sitting up and paying attention, Weiss is taking notes, and Ruby has her head propped in her hand as she takes a quick nap until she is woken back up by Port's bad joke, which receives a cricket-filled silence as a result]

Port: "Uhhhh... And you shall too, upon graduating from this prestigious academy! Now, as I was saying: Vale, as well as the other three kingdoms, are safe havens in an otherwise treacherous world! Our planet is absolutely teeming with creatures that would love nothing more than to tear you to pieces! And that's where we come in. Huntsmen! Huntresses..." (gives Yang a wink, which she groans uncomfortably at) "Individuals who have sworn to protect those who cannot protect themselves! From what, you ask? Why, the very world!"

Student: (raises his fist) "Ayyyy-yep!" (stands like this for a moment as everyone looks at him strangely before sitting down, embarrassed)

Port: "That is what you are training to become. But first: A story. A tale of a young, handsome man... Me! When I was a boy..."

[His words fade into the background (and a series of "blah"s) when Weiss notices Ruby is very focused on penciling the paper in front of her]

Port: "...Despite smelling of cabbages, my grandfather was a wise man. 'Peter', he told me..."

[The speech evolves into more "blah"s as Ruby chuckles at her creation and shows it to her teammates: a ball-with-limbs-and-a-head drawing of the teacher with stink lines coming from him and "Professor Poop" written underneath. Ruby blows a quick raspberry. Blake and Yang laugh, but Weiss looks annoyed]

Port: "Ah-heh-hem!" (he waits until he has their attention again) "In the end, the Beowolf was no match for my sheer tenacity, and I returned to my village with the beast in captivity and my head held high, celebrated as a hero!"

[The teacher takes a bow as Weiss slowly gets more and more frustrated with Ruby's antics]

Port: "The moral of this story? A true Huntsman must be honorable!"

[Ruby is balancing an apple on a book with her pencil held only by her finger while making a silly face]

Port: "A true Huntsman must be dependable!"

[Ruby has fallen asleep again in the first class of the year]

Port: "A true Huntsman must be strategic, well-educated, and wise!"

[Ruby is not-so-subtly picking her nose, much to Weiss' building anger]

Port: "So, who among you believes themselves to be the embodiment of these traits?"

[Weiss prepares to raise her hand when a voice speaks]

Koharu: Maverick does, sir.

[All the Aincrad girls and RWBYP look at Koharu after she made this statement]

Port: Mr. Maverick, would you like to come down and demonstrate.

[Maverick looks at all the girls and sighs knowing that he wouldn't win the argument. He gets out of his seat and goes to the floor of the class]

Port: "Well, then, let's find out!" (he turns to gesture at the glowing red eyes surrounded by shadow shaking the cage that traps it) "Step forward and face your opponent!"