*Facepalm* My OCs are idiots. XD

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"I'm not a hero. Just a really angry woman on a warpath with this fucker." ~Savina


"By all sunshine! I gave up on finding my sanity years ago!" ~Savina


"He bucks harder then a wild mustang being ridden for the first time." ~Texas

"Tex... You do know that has sexual context, right, eh?" ~Quebec

"Yeah I know! That's the form I meant it in!" ~Texas

///-_-\\\ *facepalm* ~Quebec


"That... Is an Ovira......... They'll tear your face off first if they charge you... So don't piss them off." ~East/Old Tobiana


"Not the time to be having a mid life crisis Sun-butt! We've got a huge, angry son-of-a-bitch on our asses!" ~Flika


"I don't care. I've highfived death in the face so many times that it ain't funny no more." ~Texas


"Oh I'm not saying she's stupid, eh. I'm saying that she's insane." ~Quebec


"Bats aren't unholy terrors. They're sweet, soft, flying mice with leathery wings." ~Daichi

"Yup! Unholy terrors." ~Meggie


"Okay!... What's the best way to catch your enemy off guard?" ~Germany

"Start randomly stripping in the middle of a battlefield." ~Savina

*silence and starring*

"It works! Nine times outta ten they either; look away, run away, or are froze in shock/terror." ~Savina


"Okay now that that stupidness is out of the way, let's talk about an actual problem... America's growing stupidity." ~Ultaria


"My brother says that I can't carry my real sixshooter to these meetings... At least not for shooting at people." ~Texas

"........ Wait! You have your real gun on you?!" ~Quebec

"Of course! A Texan always has their gun on them! It's practically a state requirement!" ~Texas


"So do you carry a pipe like your brother does?" ~Antonio

"No... I have my pickax. " *pulls out pickax* ~Marlech


*This is what happens when I'm really bored.*

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