[discontinued] hiding my true identity - k.h

Sassy and Bipolar

Have fun reading, children. If you are an actual children, careful by the end. It gets a little PG-13, if you know what I mean ;)

Haruhi's POV

(A/N: OMG FINALLY NOT A SUZU'S POV WHAT A RARE SIGHTING! I just did it cuz it's fun to write from a script already done xD)

"The... beach?" I asked, confused. "Yeah! The beach!" The twins answered simultaneously. "Why the beach?" I questioned. "Don't you remember? Tama-chan announced that we were going to the beach a few weeks ago." Honey-senpai stated.

"He did?" I asked. "YES HARUHI." The twins spoke loudly. "And here's the fun part!" They squealed. "We brought some bathing suits to choose from!" Hikaru exclaimed. "Pretty cute, huh?" Kaoru asked rhetorically, showing of a pink bikini with ruffles on the top. I refuse to wear that. Way out of my comfort zone. I thought.

"No! I think this one would fit Haru-chan much better!" Honey-senpai squealed, showcasing a blue one-piece bathing suit. You see? This one has the right idea. I think. I have no style when it comes to bathing suits... Or anything, for that matter... "I AGREE!" Tamaki-senpai's voice was faintly heard.

"I don't think you get it, Honey-senpai." The twins stated. "Huh?" Honey-senpai asked, confused. "Just look." Kaoru spoke, while he and Hikaru picked me up by my elbows. Okay, what are these two doing now? "This uniform on Haruhi screams that she is as flat as a cutting board."

"We carefully selected this one for Haruhi because of the ruffles. It hides the fact that her chest is flat!" The twins explained, Hikaru seeming to daydream a bit. Tch. Like I care. I am PROUD to have a flat chest.

"YOU PUNKS BETTER STOP HARRASING MY LITTLE GIRL!" Tamaki-senpai hit Hikaru and Kaoru with a baseball bat, making them let go of me. Wait, isn't this supposed to be a music room? Where did the bat come from? " I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!" He screamed, pointing at them dramatically.

"Does that mean... We're not going to the beach?" The twins asked, nearly crying. "Who said that we're not going?" Tamaki-senpai asked softly, trying to comfort Suzu. "Really?" The twins asked in sync. "Ooh! Can Usa-chan come too?!" Honey-senpai squealed. "I have no problem with that." Kyoya stated. "Huh? We're really gonna go?" I asked. "Why not? Let's go to the beach!" He exclaimed, looking out the window.

Later That Day (A/N: I think... I dunno when this is supposed to be... Haha I'm still the same idiot as always.)

Suzu's POV

I relaxed in Kyoya's private beach, where customers were splashing water on each other and looking for shells. I was wearing a black romper, nothing really special. I kept my shotguns and extra bullets inside of my pockets, since Granny asked that I do so. I didn't really feel like doing any activities, but the twins were URGING me to play volleyball with them.

"Come on! Please? We'll stop bothering you if you come play!" Kaoru begged. "Why do you want me to go play with you guys anyway? Can't you ask Haruhi?" I questioned. "Tried that. Didn't exactly work." Hikaru stated.

"Ugh, fine. You better not bother me after this." I rolled my eyes, getting up from the sand. "YAY!" They rejoiced like children when they get what they want. I walked over to the volleyball net, where I guess I was going to play the twins by myself. Okay.

"You serve." Kaoru passed me a volleyball. "Alright, are you guys ready?" I spoke as I got ready, bending my knees at the perfect angle for an low serve, sticking my left hand (which was holding the ball) out. "More than I'll ever be." Hikaru stated competitively. Here goes all that practice for the past 5 years. I swung my right hand and served the ball, and said ball flew over the net.