Tiny Terror

Super Punt

  "ARE YOU SAYING SOMEONE FRAMED VASCO?!"

  "WHO WAS IT?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!"

  "WHO WOULD DARE FRAME OUR LEADER?!"

  "WHO WOULD MAKE VASCO LOOK LIKE THIS?!" There was so much screaming as Jace and I just stood there, looking at Vasco on his knees like a prisoner, bawling his eyes out while the Burn Knuckles were practically torturing him by not letting him pet the kitten they had somehow gotten into the classroom.

  "Let me pat it once.... Just once...." Vasco cried. ....We weren't even gone long....how did this happen?

  "You're the ones doing this to him!" Jace yelled. "And tell that idiot to put that sword away!"

  "Now, the first suspect was the one who opened Vasco's locker.... The homeroom teacher of the Architecture Department."

  "The second suspect....is the Fashion Department's Yui Kim."

  "So? Did you find a hole in her alibi?"

  "Her going to the Nurse's Office was undeniably true. Doesn't that mean she never lied, you ask? But her testimony.... She might've thought she fooled us, but she couldn't fool me, Jace Park, the 32nd heir of the Miryang Park family. Look. She said she had a fever...." Jace held up his notepad to Yui's page. "And went to the toilet to wash her face. But if she washed her face-"

  "How is she still in full makeup?!" I pointed. "So when she said she went to the toilet-!"

  "She was lying!!" Jace declared. "If we assume that she was somewhere else at this time, then it makes sense that she didn't hear the loud noise Zack said to have heard!"

  "OH.... THEN SHE'S THE CULPRIT?!"

  "WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS TO OUR GENERAL?!"

  "NEVER TRUST TEARDROPS OF A VILE TEMPTRESS!!"

  "And as for Zack, he was just sleeping the entire time, so his testimony is basically horse shit." I waved my hand. "The only thing not was the loud noise he woke up to."

  "But funny, isn't it? Logan said he went to the Nurse's Office. Anyone could tell that's bullshit." Jace went on. "What? You think I'm doubting him just because of how he looks? Obviously, I can't confirm whether Logan lied or not. But...."

  "There was a piece of decisive evidence in Yui Kim's testimony! We looked into the log from the Nurse's Office, but Logan's name wasn't in today's log! In other words, Logan's testimony was bullshit!"

  "And as we've witnessed, Gong knows what Logan did, but he's keeping it a secret." Jace added, waving his hand while tilting his head. "He was lying when he said he didn't know. There's a high chance that those two are in fact accomplices!" The Burn Knuckles began to praise us, and Jace crossed his arms while smiling, his ego swelling from the compliments he was hearing.

  "Lookie here, if it isn't the architecture babies. Piss off." Logan looked down at us with a menacing glare.

  "Oops, fuck!" There was a loud thud as the sunglasses guy tripped over his own feet.

  "Hey! You okay?!" Mary called out, going to help the guy up.

  "Fuck, I can't get used to these sunglasses. Maybe I shouldn't have tinted them again."

  "Just take them off, dumbass. You look just fine without them."

  "Y-You little-!"

  "Ah, never mind. Put them back on."