a/n: things are getting hotter in the story, angst will come after the next chapter, please don't kill me
!!!!! tw: nsfw towards end of chapter !!!!!
alexander
me: i have no input in this convo
annoying gf of maria: i refuse ,i repetition, i relish, i repent, i REBUKE the fact that your dick will be inside of my friend
me: that's not what repetition means, imbecile
ria : hobbit, shut up. i agree with peggy
me: idc my meet and greet my rules
annoying gf of maria: you fucking disgusting gremlin hobbit hybrid listen. i will snatch your fucking funny fucking face if you put your disgusting , abnormally big, fucking nasty fucking dick inside of my fucking friend. you are a fucking nasty ass perv who i tried to fucking like but you were a fucking asshole you fucking asshole. i don't want your fucking dick in my friends fucking asshole okay you fucking disgusting fucking asshole
me: scientists say cursing is a sign of lesser intelligence
ria ❤️🥴: um
annoying gf of maria: fuck you
me: i'll stick to my dildo
oh my god. what was wrong with this girl? i had no intentions of fucking john. nevermind, yes i did. he probably busts quickly, that should deter me. it's not my fault he's really muscular. and cute. and is extremely hot. it's simply not my problem. what was i talking about? oh yeah, maria's girlfriend. who does she think she is? i have no idea what's wrong with her. if i had some sort of idea i'd get her help.
"alexander, what do you want for dinner?" maria asks.
"ice cream!" i cheer.
"you can't eat ice cream for dinner, you child." maria scolds.
"cereal!" i compromise.
there's a heavy groan in response. i was sat on the counter trying not to laugh even more at the current situation.
"i honestly don't care what we eat." i push myself up onto the counter.
john walks in with peggy, laughing about something. i walk over to laurens, planting a kiss on his lips before getting slapped by peggy.
"maria, control your girlfriend!" i scoff.
"maria, control your porn-buddy!" peggy mocks.
"shut up! both of you."
peggy and i share a quick glance at each other before scowling.
"ooo, i want barbecue!" maria suddenly pipes up.
"huh? elaborate please. i thought we were going to coney island."
maria pouts, looking at her laptop that was sat on the dinner table of the hotel.
"fine hobbit."
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in love with a pornstar (modern au fanfic LAMS)
Fanfictionalexander hamilton was very known for pornography. everyone assumed that he was the one to hoe around. they assumed that he couldn't keep it in his pants. john laurens was just an average teenager that enjoyed watching porn like almost everyone else...
