a/n: tysm for 11k reads! im so glad y'all like my shitty book. ily guys! im updating early in celebration of that, so you're welcome!
so please don't kill me for this chapter, i love hamilton but karma was due... oh and nsfw at one pointjohn
"Okay, let's think rational thoughts." Peggy suggested as she squinted at my phone.
"Why would he screen record and screenshot my story?" I breathe.
"To post it somewhere else and humiliate you?" Peggy suggested.
"To edit it and then post it and then sell it as pornography on Etsy?" I whine.
"To annoy you?" She asked no one in particular.
Before I could even get my next theory out Maria spoke up.
"To fap to it so he could get another video posted for his viewers?" she said, looking down at her phone.
Peggy and I rush over to look over her shoulder, and sure enough, he had a dildo in one hand and his phone playing something in the other. We don't exactly know if that was me though.
Peggy suddenly gasped, hitting my arm with all her power.
"John Laurens!" she screamed.
I yelped, falling to the floor and rubbing my arm. I cowered and covered my face so she couldn't hit me again.
"Disgusting!"
What was she talking about? I looked around my body until I saw what she was talking about. Oh.
"Go take a cold shower!" Maria and Peggy shouted simultaneously.
I groaned, pulling my hoodie down to cover my problem. It's not my fault he still knows how to make me pop a boner.
"Wait, can I fix my problem or do I have to take a cold shower-," They cut me off.
"You're not fixing your problem with us in your house! Go take a shower!" Maria spits.
"Aha! Exactly! It's my house!" I laugh.
"Dude," Maria sighs. "He used you and now you're popping a boner because he likes watching you twerk."
"We don't even know if that's me!"
"Whatever. Go take a cold shower."
"No." I state.
"No?" Maria looks at me like I'm crazy.
"I'm going over to Jefferson's house." I state, grabbing my phone.
"Why?"
"So he can fuck me, why else?"
I walk down the stairs of my house to the front door. I open it up, grabbing the keys out of my back pocket. I get into the car, backing out of the driveway. Please note that it's about one o'clock in the morning. I'm tired and horny.
I drive to Jeffershit's house but I stopped to pick up food from McDonald's. I'm always hungry after sex, don't judge me. I get to his house in about fifteen minutes, just letting myself in because he doesn't know how to hide keys. I walk in, setting the food down on the counter.
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