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"I literally just bottomed out after you started crying and you're asking me to pull out!?" I scream.
"Alexander! Don't be an asshole, pull the fuck out!" Maria shouts from the sideline of the camera.
I pull out, groaning as the guy runs away crying.
Oops.
Maria suddenly slaps my arm and then the back of my head.
"Ow!" I exclaim.
"What lube did you use?" Maria squints her eyes at me.
"The citrus one I always use, why?"
Maria facepalms, slapping my arm once more.
"He's allergic dipshit! His ass is probably on fire!"
I snort. "He shouldn't be a porn-star if he can't use flavored lubes."
Maria blinks at me before walking off to go find the ding dong that was having an allergic reaction in his asshole.
Maria and I are going back to school in two days. We leave for South Carolina tomorrow and then we start the next day. I'm dreading it, I won't know anyone but Maria and Peggy. This is so stupid, why did I agree to move? Oh, I didn't. Maria harassed me into it, how nice is that.
"Hamilton! Get your ass in here and apologize!"
I groan, walking into the bathroom. I blink down at the man who's currently sitting in the sink with cold water in it. Okay, questionable.
"I'm sorry that I didn't ask what lube to use."
He looks away like he's about to cry again. I throw my hands up before walking away.
I'm stressed as hell.
Suddenly I hear the ding of Maria's phone. I look at her notifications center, raising an eyebrow at who it was.
Washington: Hello, Ms. Reynolds!
Who the fuck is this?
"Ria!"
"What is it?" She responds.
I hand her my phone and her eyes widen.
"Shit!"
She starts scrambling around the room, grabbing a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. She throws an oversized hoodie at my face, and I scrunch my nose up at her. What's going on?
"Um, care to explain?"
"I forgot about the meeting we were supposed to have today!"
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in love with a pornstar (modern au fanfic LAMS)
Fanfictionalexander hamilton was very known for pornography. everyone assumed that he was the one to hoe around. they assumed that he couldn't keep it in his pants. john laurens was just an average teenager that enjoyed watching porn like almost everyone else...
