a/n: please read the a/n at the of this chapter, it's important!
third person"no! son of a bitch, i think the think not. go to hell, suck my dick! actually, no, don't do that. you are not fucking worthy to even think about giving me head. go to hell!"
maria had her head in her hands. alexander had been yelling for the past hour, they had received some not so pleasant news.
they had a new manager, the one they currently had was having a family emergency. alexander and maria have had this manager for years. they had received word that the new manager was rude, didn't listen, and was just overall an asshole. they knew he looked familiar, they just couldn't put their finger on it.
"if you're going to be difficult, i can fire you."
alexander perked up at this news.
"yes!" he shouted. "fire me! i don't need a manager to post videos of me getting my back blown out!"
"maria, can you get him to calm down? like jesus christ, what is his problem-,"
"you. you're our problem."
"well," the manager scoffs. "i think i'll be doing a fine job of managing you two."
"we don't care what you think. you barely look older than us, why the fuck are you doing this?"
"because i can. i know people. i can label you guys as difficult to work with. you'll never work again."
maria huffs, she then turns around to see alexander banging his head on the wall. she runs her hands down her face, ruining her makeup. she groans, wondering why she didn't quit when she had the chance. oh yeah, because of the contract. she loved this job, don't get her wrong. she was just ready to fly solo.
"what are the rules?" maria sighs.
"three videos a week-,"
"the fuck you mean 'three videos a week'? alex interjects.
"shut up," the mystery manager scolds. "you have to advertise one of your merchandise in each video, the prompts are written in the books i'm going to give you, and that's basically it."
"what, you're not going to make us fuck you in one of the videos? money hungry bitch." alex snarls.
"that can surely be arranged, give me one second."
"no!" maria shouts, glaring at alex. "no need. we got it."
"we do?"
"good. get out of my face."
alex is screaming bloody murder as he's being dragged out of the office. maria is ignoring him. alexander continues to rant on the way home, he's even still going on when they get food to go from The Cheesecake Factory. maria is getting fed up, she stops him from running his mouth when they get back to the hotel.
"are you done!?" maria shouts.
"no, thank you very much."
"this is only temporary! you heard the manager say it! as soon as he's back from this break, everything will go back to normal!"
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