Peter Pan/Robbie Kay imagines

Quirky Time Traveling...(A.K.A: Mr. Rogers AU)

(A/N): Okay, First of all...This is gonna get weird, By weird i mean REALLY weird...This probably would never happen in the ONCE universe but this seemed like a fun and quirky idea for a imagine...Plus, It's funny seeing Peter and Felix in cocky sarcastic mode when something makes them annoyed... Anyways, ENJOY!

FELIX! (Y/N)! Pan shouted a little distance away from camp.
What is it Pan? Felix asked curiously.
You rolled your eyes and picked up your quiver and bow. Orders???
You guys really need to bond, The boys are tired of it...And so am i, (Y/N) He cocked an eyebrow at you.
I wan't you to to settle your fighting, You two really need to get along or i'll have to start killing people..And you know how that ends...A smirk showing...
Ugh! With him/her!!! You and Felix said at the same time.
Yes,...Especially you Felix, I can't have my right-hand man disobey me in the future...Go on, Have fun! He waved goodbye.
The boys hollered with laughter...Bye short stuff! Bye sweet frame! 
SHUT THE FUCK UP! You shouted and ended up tripping on a twig...Making Felix laugh.
You too blondie, You retorted.
He just rolls his eyes and keeps walking with you hot on his trail.
HEY! You shouted and run into his chest, Punching his abs in the process.
He growls and pulls you off him, I don't have time for this...
Too bad, Pan commanded we ''bond''You snapped.
Standing up, You two kept walking...Bored out of your mind you started whistling.
Could your voice get any more annoying, He threatened.
How are you gonna shut it? You hummed.
He raised a hand to slap you but a portal opened into the ground...
What the hell??? You two said.
He inched closer to the vortex as you pulled onto his arm, Wait! Don't Felix!!! 
Oh so now your worried for me?! he practically shouted as he shoved your arm off him.
No! You scoffed.
Peter will serve my head on a plate if he finds out what's going on...
I guess you have to butter yourself up princess, He teased and stood back to jump.
Wait No Felix! You cried as he jumped through the vortex.
Damn it! You shouted as you jumped in as well....
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UGH! You groaned as you sat up to another body...
Regaining your thoughts you moaned.
Nice to see you two...Wait! Damn it (Y/N)!!! Why did you follow me?! 
Let's say i have a HUGE crush on you and i wan't to spend the rest of my life with you...
He gave a sour look and started to gag...I'm kidding! Come on!, Where's your sense of humor?!
There was a eerie tune that filled the streets, It sounded like a lullaby from a piano...
Where are we? Felix whispered.
I don't know, You whispered.
He waved his hand and motioned for you to follow.
You soon found yourself and Felix outside a house, A strange looking house.

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Felix led you outside the window, Gazing in on a old man.
Hi there neighbor, The man said to the other side of the room.
Felix raised a brow and gave a cocky/confused look...Either this guy's insane or he's drank too much bourbon.
Felix ran to the door...No Felix! You whispered but it was too late.
Felix ran the bell and ran back from the steps, Go! Go go! He whispered and pushed you away from the house.
Oh look, Someone's at the doorstep...I wonder who it is???
The door opened to:

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Oh hi there neighbor, The man smiled... I don't believe i've seen you here before.
Welcome to my neighborhood, He spoke.
Welcome to Neverland in my ass, I muttered under my breath.
What was that neighbor? 
Nothing, I smiled and he shut the door...
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It's a beautiful day, The sun is shining...He sang as he walked across his living room, Stripping and re-dressing himself.
He tried to un-clasp my cloak and i slapped his hands off me, God...I missed (Y/N)...For once i wanted her arms around me so i didn't feel gay in this situation...

Now boys and girls, Today i would like to talk about relationships...
First of all what are relationships?
How are they made?
What are they for?
What are STD'S...No just kidding he said as my eyes widened in fear...
Sometimes when a boy teases or pushes a girl around, It means he likes the girl..Did you know that boys/girls?
It shows how hard it is for the boy to express his feelings...
I shook my head in humiliation..
They are made when a boy and girl really like each other, You know when your parents run off into their bedroom together and don't come out for hours, Maybe days?...That's expressing your love boys/girls.
They are for being the symbol of love...
I gagged to myself at every word...It disgusted me every bit...
(Y/N)'S POV:
Felix told me to run far away from that house as possible, I couldn't leave...
I ran to the front door and slammed my fist back and forth...
The door opened to a old man...Oh look, It's a girl...Exactly what we were talking about...Come on in girl.

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No (Y/N)! Felix whispered but it was too late, The man pushed me into Felix's arms.
See how cute they are boys/girls?
I looked around the room to no other boy or girl except for me and Felix.
What's he talking about? I whispered but Felix shushed me. He's crazy...
Now, I'm gonna introduce myself...
Hello, I'm Mr. Rogers...He stretched out a hand and shook mine, Trailing his fingers down my wrist...
I laughed and said, Mr. Rogers???
More like the Rolly Joger. The Jolly Roger! I whispered.
I sprinted for the door...No, No, No...Your not going anywhere...
He un-buckled his pants and i ran into Felix's arms...Is he insane???
''Now boys and girls, This is called a three-way...It's when 3 people get together and make lo-'' The door bell rang.
The door opened to:

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''Hi there-'' Peter cut him off and sprint towards you two, Pulling your arm. Were leaving.
Leaving so soon? The Jolly Rodger asked.
Of course were leaving PSYCHO! Pan practically shouted. Do you realize how hard it took me to find you too?
Besides opening a new portal.
*Flashback*
I'm looking for a teenage boy and girl, They may seem lost.
Oh the lost children! The bartender with the Scottish accent sang. 
You better look for the magical trolley...

So then i found this trolley in the window and thought, What the hell.
Were going...He dragged you too to the door.
Your not leaving, He said in an angry tone.
Your response:

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Felix's response:

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Peter's response:

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*Peter punched the the man in the face and transported you guys back to Neverland*

Thanks for saving us Peter, Felix smiled at Peter.
Yeah, Peter smiled and walked away...
You turned to leave but Felix pulled you towards him, Hey...I wanted to talk to you.
Look, I don't know how to express my feelings for you so i guess i'll have to do this........
Felix placed his lips on yours....
Feeling a surge of lust, You kissed back...Your feelings of hatred gone.
Is that why your always so snarky, Lost boy?
Maybe, He flashed a smug smirk, Or maybe because i like to hear you scream, He flashed a wild grin that sent shudders down your body as Peter snuck up behind you, Sinking his teeth into your neck.