𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕟𝕖 || yandere sim. oneshots

𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕥𝕪 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕚𝕣. yakuza

「 Key:(H/N) : Hobby Name(s)

(B/P): Birth Place

I'll have him give a fake name: Yoshirou (righteous son) Himura (scarlet village). ⚠️ WARNING! MAJOR CURSING! ALCOHOL! AND SEXUAL TENSION ! ⚠️ (let my dirty mouth run okay?)」

You had gotten out of work early. Which is a miracle seeing as something always goes wrong at that convenient store. Name it, and it probably happens on a daily basis. Robbery however only happens once a week though. Ha, like that's any better. You were on your way to the closest bar. Today had been a 'I'm your only employee besides my manager, so please hire someone else so I don't have to do everything' kind of day. And for that you needed a glass of something strong. Multiple if by chance the manager calls out sick and leaves everything to you tomorrow.

When you walked in you noticed your regular spot was taken. Some dude with black slicked hair and tattoos running along his fore arms from what you saw. He looked a little too classy for this bar. You smacked your hand on the bar counter top right next to him. The bartender, Kyoto, sighed and looked at the guy. "Man, I told you she wouldn't be happy."

"Yeah, you got that right Kyo. Listen, I don't know who the fuck you are or who you think you are; but as a regular in this bar there's an unspoken rule." You didn't know you were playing with fire and yanked the man to look at you. "No one takes my spot." The man pauses, as you take note of his face and clothing. He's wearing a slightly unbutton white shirt, his tie is loose, but his vest is pristine. He's got black slicked hair that runs to the top of his shoulders and a small amount of facial hair compliments his narrow and sharp features. A feeling of dread sank in your stomach as the man started chuckling. You moved away quickly, that was the chuckle of a dangerous man.
"I like you. You got spunk little lady."
Kyo awkwardly put his glass down and grabbed another. He sipped his drink and looked you up and down. "Well, you going to sit or not?" You sat in the empty chair next to him.
It was some awkward silence for a good couple of minutes. A couple of awkward coughs later Kyo suddenly piped up , "you know this little lady over here has a pretty cool trick."
The man's eyes lit up in intrigue. "Oh really now?" He said with his head on his palm.
"Close your eyes, Y/N" you covered them and heard clanking and shaking. While what you supposed was your drink was being made the man leaned over and whispered in your ear.
"Hey, Y/N's a cute name. You can call me, Yoshirou Himura or by my business name... Yakuza"
As he talked you got chills up your spine. You spun your head in the direction of his voice and you heard a quiet shh . That's when you heard a clank in front of you. And Kyo's voice spoke, "Alright, you know the rules babes. no looking and you have to guess what the drink is, what brand of liqueur is in it, and what's the next possible drink. " 

"Yeah, yeah, whatever." You muttered as you took a sip, identifying every bit of the drink. Yoshirou watched you in wonder.

"It's a Cassis Grapefruit with a hint more cassis* than I'd like. You know you're only supposed to put 25% Kyo, what are you trying to do here? "
"Finish identifying I'm just bad at measuring." He said annoyed.
"Okay, well I identified the drink. And judging the fact that you're cheap I would say the Cassis is Merlet. "
"Guilty as charged. But you forgot our color pattern."
"Ugh, well the drink you gave me is red so I'd say the next drink you could possibly give me is your favorite Peach Fizz."
Kyo started clapping along with the Yakuza. When the bar's phone rang. Kyo ran to pick it up, knowing it was normally his boss checking in. As Kyo talked, the sneaky little Yakuza put his arm over the back of your chair. You were about to shoot him a look when the sudden clanking of bottles caused you to turn towards Kyo who was in the bar, putting all the drinks away. "Sorry (Y/N), my boss is in the emergency room I have to run. I've known you forever and I trust you... so please. Don't let anything happen to this place. Lock up when your done talking. This could end up being very irresponsible, but I gotta go!" He put away the drinks and handed off the keys to you. You looked at him wide eyed, mouth agape as he ran out. Yoshirou started laughing.