Queen Group Chat

Lovers

Queen and their lovers
(Not a text convo)
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Freddie and Jim

Freddie and Jim are currently in bed getting ready to sleep after hours of trying to get Freddie in bed.

F: Do you think cats get songs stuck in their head?
J: Oh my god, I don't know Fred, just go to sleep

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A/N: SIKE! This isn't a normal fanfic. Let's get into Queen and their REAL lovers :)

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Freddie and his EIGHT cats
D - delilah F - freddie 7 C - 7 cats

Freddie and the cats are laying in bed when Delilah suddenly gets off and runs away.

F: DELILAH, GET BACK HERE I WASN'T FINISH TELLING YOU ABOUT THE TIME I ALMOST MADE A MICROWAVE EXPLODE!
D: *runs away to a Beatles concert*
F: ...well, at least I have 7 more cats to hang out with :)
7 C: *ALL seven cats run away to a Beatles Q&A*
F: I-
*meow*
F: Meow you too...pussy

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Roger and his car (aka the machine of his dreams)
C - car R - roger SW - steering wheel

Roger and his car are currently celebrating their 12th anniversary.

R: oOoOoh iS tHaT a NeW gReAsE gUn I sEe
C: *literally does nothing as it is a car and not a living thing*
R: *blushes* you know me so well *kisses the steering wheel*
SW: *steering wheel is sHoOk*

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Brian and his ClOgS
C - clogs B - brian S - sponge

Brian is currently cleaning his beloved clogs.

B: Ugh baby I'm so sorry you got scruffy :(
C: *literally does nothing as it a pair of clogs and not living things*
B: I know, I know... and this stupid sponge isn't even doing anything!
S: *tear drop falls* S: :(

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John and his Cheese on Toast
C T - cheese on toast J - john

John is currently saying goodbye to his nutritious love... cheese on toast :(

J: I can't believe this is it :(
C T: *not fazed*
J: *gulps* until next time my love
J: *cries in disco*

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I think this might be one of my favourite chapters I've written! This just seems too accurate.

- J