Queen Group Chat

Who's Gayer

Group Chat - Freddie, Roger, Brian, and John
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J: Who's gayer? Freddie or Roger?
F: wait what?
B: mmh maybe Freddie. But then again Roger is pretty gay too
R: I'm sry come again?
J: Freddie's like a gay icon
B: Yeahh and Roger's like a lesbian icon
F: Well thank you!
R: FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT A GIRL!
R: IM NOT A LESBIAN ICON AND I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE WOMEN!
J: more than you car...??
F: ThE mAcHiNe Of YoUr DrEaMs???
R: IT WAS A METAPHOR!!
B: That's not what it sounded like last night ;)
R: I-
B: I know you like the touch of your GrEaSe GuN
F: oOooO iTs LiKe A dIsEaSe HuN!!
R: I feel attacked.
J: I love starting the drama.
J: I love stirring the TeA
R: John what have u been smoking???
J: coke, $4
F: oh shit who's ur dealer?!
F: can u hook me up??
J: I was just joking...
F: Oh yeah! Same... it was a joke too.
B: No wonder I'm always the sane one
R: what about me...
B: oh shut up
B: ...lesbian :)
R: y'know what. You will all miss me when I'm gone. One day imma leave ALL ur asses and YOU WILL WISH U HADN'T MADE FUN OF ME!
F: ok I guess we'll just call up Robert..
B: It's what we have to do
R: who's Robert??
J: oooo I like Robert! He's the one who gifted me that Martha Stewart cook book!
R: are you guys... cheating on me?!
F: oh of course not, he's just the back up drummer. Y'know incase you leave.
R: BiAtCh WuT?
B: We knew the time would come one day so we came prepared :)
J: Better to be safe than sorry :)
R: FUCK ALL Y'ALL HOES I DONT NEED YOU!
B: DON'T*
R: ... ok imma actually leave bye.

Roger has left the chat.

F: WAIT U DUMB BLONDE IT WAS A JOKE
B: ROBERTS NOT REAL
J: YEAH BRIAN GIFTED ME THE COOK BOOK

Roger has entered the chat.

R: exactly :)
R: I knew you bitches would be crawling back :)
B: How did you get the notifications if you left the chat...?
R: oh Freddie started WhatsApp-ing me.
56 missed calls in less than two minutes.
F: Yeah sorry bout that :/
F: Honestly tho how did this convo even start??
J: oh yeahh lmaoo I wanted to know who was more gayer
J: Which is Brian.
B: Wait what.

John has left the chat.

B: Will someone pls tell me what that even means???

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Freddie Mercury Venus Mars has left the chat.

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FrEdDiE mErCuRy VeNuS mArS is my spirit animal

- J