Queen Group Chat

Gen Z tings

Group Chat - Freddie, Roger, Brian, and John
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F: Let's all Netflix party to Twilight!!
B: Now Fred why the fuck would we do that 🤔
R: OMG BRI!
B: WHAT?!
R: UR USING EMOJI'S!!!
J: Yeah since when did Bri learn how to do that?
B: Excuse me, I am smart asf I ALWAYS knew how to do that, it just disgusted me that's all
R: AND HE'S USING ABBREVIATIONS SLANG?? God I know it's December but Christmas came early 😋
B: You know I'm surprised you even know how to spell abbreviation
J: Or know it's definition
R: Ngl it was auto correct
J: Okay now why are you using abbreviations and emojis?
R: Well I always wanted to but Brian said it made one seem ratchet and uneducated :( now imma use it with reckless abandon since Bri is being a hypocrite 😌😫
J: But you are uneducated
R: I was literally this 👌🏼 close to being a dentist Deaky so stfu
J: I wouldn't let you anywhere NEAR my teeth
J: And don't you mean 👌🏻
R: ...Huh?
J: I'm just wondering when tf you turned brown
B: He has a point
R: ...
R: Fuck y'all I'll just do this 👌 instead
B: Now that's unproblematic of you good job
J: Unless yellow bitches get offended
R: WHY ARE U OUT TO GET ME DEACON?!!
J: Idk, guess I'm feeling snazzy today
R: You use that word again and I will throw out all your cheese and bread
J: Ew someone's on their period
B: Guy's where is Fred? He would get a kick out of this
R: Idk... let's spam call him!
J: Kk 🤪

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*Group missed call from Queen Group Chat 👑*
*Missed call from Brian*
*Missed call from Roger*
*Missed call from John*
*Group missed call from Queen Group Chat 👑*
*Group missed call from Queen Group Chat 👑*
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F: AYO! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
R: There you are babe 🥺
F: It's bad enough I had to put  my texts on silent but now my calls??
F: Alexa play "Obsessed" by Mariah Carey 🥱
R: Oou I love that song
B: Yeah TikTok ruined it for me though
R: You have TikTok??
B: ...
R: Bri! Get back here now!
B: ...
R: And to think of all the tiktoks I could've @ you in :(
J: Oh I knew about it
R: WHAT??
J: Yeah we follow each other :)

*Roger left the chat*

F: I'm the one who helped him make the account
F: Convinced him to follow you back John John my bonbon 🥰

*John left the chat*

F: How Come it always ends with everyone leaving ME??
F: And here I was tryna watch some shirtless Edward Cullen with the gang 😔

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Hi lovelies!! It's been too long, and I know that. I am so incredibly sorry I haven't shitted out content in a while, I guess you could say that I've been constipated. Ok shit sorry no time for bad jokes but I understand that wasn't cool and I know how it feels, so sorry for being a hypocrite!

Guess the pandemic got a lot of me but now that life feels like it's coming back to normal and I'm feeling normal I am definitely writing more!!

Thanks for giving me the time, y'all deserve a warm ass soft chocolate chip cookie fr ♥️🍪

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Until next time
- J