Queen Group Chat

Deaky's Cooking Show

Group Chat - Freddie, Roger, Brian, and John
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J: Since we're quarantined and we have all this time on our hands I was thinking...
R: Oh no
J: Why don't I create a cooking show! "Deaky's Kitchen" has a nice ring to it right!!!?
F: ...The only thing you're ass knows how to make is cheese on toast— you don't even have to cook that
R: Yeah I agree, you seem very untalented and unqualified ❤️
J: Damn-
J: Who hurt y'all just allow me :(
B: Don't listen, even though you aren't a great cook I support you 100%!
J: Thanksss! Wait I do know! Name a dish, any dish and I will make it
R: ANY dish...?
J: ...
J: Ok anyone BUT Roger

F: Casadias!! Those SLAP
J: ummm
R: Pretty sure that's not how you spell it dumbo
B: Thank you Roger!
R: It's Cassedias
B: You dumb fucks it's 'quesadillas'
R: Lol no it isn't! Where in the word do you hear L's and Q's dumbass
B: ...how the fuck were you almost a dentist??
R: I'm a beauty with brains Brian, don't hate me cuz you ain't me 👑
J: Omg ok I am gonna go and get ready to make QUESADILLAS
F: John STOP BRIAN IS BRAINWASHING YOU THATS NOT THE RIGHT SPELLING
B: SHUTUP FRED IT IS
J: Sometimes I wonder to myself how I put up with you all
R: Shhh go I'm hungry make it quick
J: You won't be able to have some-
R: Wtf why :(
J: WE ARE QUARANTINE, WE DON'T LIVE TOGETHER, AND I AM NOT LETTING UR ASS COME OVER AT 10 PM
R: Ok well jheeze no one told you to start a cooking show at night smh
J: Idiot it's not live and I'm hungry so shutup!

3 hours later...

J: I'M DONE!!
R: Tf it's been 3 hours..
F: Last time I checked they barely take an hours to make
B: God you guys woke me up from my beauty sleep :(
R: Gosh grandma it's 1 am, didn't know there was a sleep to ruin
F: I want to make fun of that too, but then again I think Bri is the only normal one here
J: I'm gonna send you the video!!
B: Oh you made them? I forgot you were still doing that, it's been like 3 hours
J: Well for SOME PEOPLE it's a little harder to make for your information!
R: Ugh just send it

John sent a video to the 'Queen' group chat

(A/N: Italics: John in the video, bold-italics: the commentary in the chat)

J: Hello Friends! *nervous chuckle* Welcome to my baking- *clears throat* cooking show! *awkward smile*

R: Are these bloopers or-
J: No no it's the actual thing
F: Oh, um nice so far..

J: So now I am going to start roasting my tortilla on the skilleter

B: It's 'Skillet'
J: Wait really-
R: Pretty sure it's 'skitter'
F: I'm sighing in disappointment right now

J: As that is toasting we will grade the cheese.. um which I should have done before hand but it's okay *nervous chuckle*

*12 minutes later*

J: UGH IT KEEPS CRUMBLING HOW TF SHOULD I GRADE THIS!

F: Jesus John calm down
B: How are you bad at grading cheese??

J: You know what! Let's just cute the veggies which my ass should have done beforehand too UGHH IM SUCH A FAILURE

R: Oh my god he is legit loosing it ON camera lmaooo this can get so many views

J: OMG I FORGOT TO BUY THE OLIVES IT WON'T TASTE AS GOOD THIS IS GREAT

*smoke starts appearing from behind*

J: Is that smoke? *looks back* *fire alarm starts* AHH THE TORTILLA I FORGOT SHIT DAMNIT WHY CAN I NOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!

F: AHHHHHAAAHAHLMAO
R: THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
B: IM SO GLAD U WOKE ME UP FOR THIS
J: :(

*Next 30 minutes is a chaotic John trying to put out a fire*

J: OK YOU KNOW WHAT, THATS IT. BYE BITCHES THIS IS IT FOR JOHN'S COOKING SHOW— UGH I MEAN DEAKY'S COOKING SHOW *knocks off camera*

J: ...Maybe I should stick to baking
F: Yes
B: Please!!
R: after you upload it because I wanna post that on my story!
F: ...no pastry's for you!!!

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I loved writing this!! It's a really fun one and one of the more longer ones for what it's worth lol. Hope you guys like this chapter. Vote and comment so I know you're guys' opinions!

Stay safe <3
-J