Queen Group Chat

Quarantine tings (1)

Group Chat - Freddie, Roger, Brian, and John
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R: Hey Brian can I come over? I'm craving some of your homemade hot coco again :/
B: Roger?!
R: What?? You don't have any coco?
B: We are social distancing right now dumbo!
R: Oh god don't get me started on all of this quarantine stuff
R: Fred? John? Do y'all have any coco?
F: Roger. There is a VIRUS going around and you want to COME OVER?!!
R: Sheesh do you guys have it or something??
J: Well no, but you could
R: John how could you-
R: I don't John! I don't have any symptoms or anything!!
J: ok but symptoms take a while to kick in, it's risky to be around each other
B: yeah. Which is why the world is under QUARANTINE right now!!!
R: I honestly don't see the problem
R: I've been so bored during quarantine man, the only thing that's kept me sane was hooking up with a bunch of hookers, nothing's cheap these days boys :(
F: Even I, Freddie fucking Mercury isn't sleeping with anyone during this time. Just beat your meat or something
B: ROGER I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT QUARANTINE IS
R: ...like I don't know the EXACT definition but I have an idea
J: Ok then, explain to us what quarantine is.
R: Um well it's that non-sticky cookware coating thing for steel utensils
J: THAT'S QUANTANIUM ROGER
B: ROGER SERIOUSLY?!!
F: What's quantanium?
B: Roger how do you even know what QuanTanium is??
R: Oh really? OH WAIT I KNOW WHAT IT IS
R:  I learned this from math class let me remember it
J: Math class...?
B: Um I don't think-
R: Its like the amount of something in an object
F: ROGER THAT'S QUANTITY-
B: ROGER WHY ARE YOU BUILT LIKE THIS
J: I- speechless
J: Sometimes I think you're not real, that keeps me sane
F: Yeah, it heals me spiritually :)
R: :(
B: So when you said you were bored during quarantine.. what did you mean if you thought it meant something else
R: Um well basically I thought that like.. I don't even wanna tell you guys :( you'll laugh at me
B: TELL US
R: what I was saying was that I'm so bored in this large 'quantity' I'm in. But I guess I was mistaken :-
J: Like how? Just how? Like how can one be so Roger. You know what I mean??
F: So you're telling me this kid was gonna become a dentist LMAOOOO
R: *GASP*
B: I'm going to sleep, I can't deal with this right now, it's 3 in the morning
F: Wait, but shouldn't we tell him what it means?
B: ...nah, we'll see what happens :)
J: LOL ok well goodnight guys
F: Night you sexy motherfuckers
B: Sleep well
R: TELL ME
F: Man just self isolate ok?
R: Ugh but I don't have any plastic wrap :/

* Freddie, John, and Brian have left the chat*

R: WELL NO HOT COCO FOR YOU GUYS! EVER!

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Hey guys hope you all are safe and squeaky clean out there! This is honestly such a scary and surreal time so I hope everybody IS social distancing and under quarantine!! I hope you all are at home, and not going out/meeting people. I love you, wash your hands and definitely don't be like Roger :)

- J