Queen Group Chat

Barbie Legs

Group Chat - Freddie, Roger, Brian, and John

A/N: Btw just letting you know that I spell Deaky with a 'K' and not with a 'C' like some of you do so don't get offended :)
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J: Guys, help!
B: Oh no what happened...?
F: What's crack-a-lacking little Jo!
J: ...
J; Anyways, Roger is done, gone, finished, out of it!
B: Oh dear lord, where are you guys?
J: Idk Roger said we were going to the Zoo! But I think now we're at this weird pub.
F: Lol this is the highlight of my day. Deaky are you okay though?
J: Yea Roger is just forcing me to eat dinner so I gtg. But just remember my name is John Richard Deacon, I was born on August 19, 1951 and I died trying to defend myself. Tell my mum, dad, and sister I love them.
F: Oh for fucks sake you are not going to die Deaky
B: Just let us know if anything happens
J: Ok

30 minutes later...

J: GUYS! ROGER IS OFFICIALLY DONE!
B: omg what happened now?!?!
J: HE SAID THE CHICKEN TASTES LIKE BARBIE LEGS! BARBIE LEGS!
F: Wait...Barbie legs?
B: What does that even m-
J: NOW HE'S SAYING THAT THE SOUP TASTES LIKE A SHOULDER! A WHOLE ASS SHOULDER Y'ALL!
F: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
F: THIS REALLY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
B: I-
J: Stop laughingggg this is really scary!
F: Ok look, tell Roger you have to go home right now!
B: Yes! Right now!
R: Hate patato bench
R: saucy cat meat meat bitch
R: MVJMWKWHDNDDBDFJSJJS
J: OK THATS IT IM GOING AND IM CALLING A CAB!
J: GOOD DAY
R: meow meow bitch

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I don't know what I have created

- J