Queen Group Chat

Monster high and Corona time

Group Chat - Freddie, Roger, Brian, and John
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R: GUESS WHAT
B: Why
J: I'm making s'mores ^^
F: Well I see Betty Crocker is back in the hood
J: I ordered her spatula set online i CANNOT wait!!!!!
R: Ok I love how you guys just forgot about me but anyways, let me just tell you
R: I GOT TESTED POSITIVE FOR CARONA!
B: ROGER WTF
F: I TOLD U TO QUARANTINE AND STOP HAVING HOOKERS AT YOUR PLACE
R: NOOOOOO I DID STOP kinda, but recently one of my dealers who used to be a doctor in the 70's said that he'll test me for free to make sure I'm safe
F: Ok there's something wrong with you
B: So you're telling me you let you're dealer come into your apartments do test you during this time
J: Also they don't charge you like wtf is wrong with you
R: Oh-
R: Seriously guys yes but why are you stressing the results came out POSITIVE
J: I'm guessing you don't know what POSITIVE means then..
R: It means 'good' deacon pie, so I'm 'good' there is absolutely nothing to worry about :)
B: Ok look you're gonna do me a favour alright you bratz doll
R: I like monster high more but sure
F: CLEO IS MY FAVOURITE
J: Ew ofc she's you're favourite, FRANKIE FOR THE WIN
B: I can't even lie Claudia is otp
R: Nope. Draculora
J: You uncultured swine it's Draculaura
B: EITHER WAY LET ME GET BACK ON TRACK
B: Roger go put on a mask and gloves, go to your car, drive to the hospital and get yourself checked from a PROFESSIONAL
R: Why tho?? I'm positive
F: POSITIVE IS BAD
R: ...that is so incorrect
J: IF YOU ARE TESTED POSITIVE IT MEANS U HAVE THE VIRUS DINGUS
R: ...nah let me google it

*3 mins later*

R: ...
R: ...aight so imma head to the hospital
B: Remember the mask
F: And gloves
J: And Lysol wipes
R: I have a scream mask, spandex, and baby wipes is that good enough?
F: ...Please Please Please explain to me why you own those items
R: I wish I could, I really do but there isn't one.
B: OMG I don't care anymore just go and let us know
R: okok
J: Everything else makes sense expect the baby wipes...

*35 mins later*

R: HOLLER OVER HERE MY BOIS
B: You are disgusting.
F: NEGATIVE OR POSITIVE MEDDOWS
R: THE MINUS SIGN! CONGRATULATE ME BULSARA
F: You are such a waste of time I-
J: I can't believe you had to do all of that to come out negative at the end
B: I told you so
R: You all are just hating cuz you know I'm clean
R: If anything I think you guys should get checked
B: We're the only ones being safe!!!
B: EVEN FRED HAS BEEN CAUTIOUS
F: E X A C T L Y
F: I may have STD's  but I will NOT get a bat virus
J: Like jheeze why she had to eat a bat for :(
R: Well I've eaten puss-
F: We all know Roger but eating a bat is different.
R: No I was gonna say pusyca-
R: You know what never mind, I'm gonna go... do some aerobics
R: later!
B: Wait did he just say-
J: ...I think so
F: His abnormality always overpowers mine it's crazy
B: Well I don't even wanna think about what he does. This day was hectic enough for my brain
B: talk to you all later

*15 mins later*

J: But still... baby wipes??
F: THAT'S what still shocks u the most??
R: I have baby diapers too
R: Fight me.

*Freddie, Brian, John have left the chat*

R: Pussy's

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I'm so sorry for not updating in so long quarantine has just been keeping me very unmotivated lol. Please comment and like I would love to see how you guys are liking this chapter and the book all together!!
Thank you loves and STAY SAFE

- J