Queen Group Chat

End Of The Year Arguements

Group Chat - Freddie, Roger, Brian, and John
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F: Hey bitchesssss! New Years party at my house be there 🤪🥳
J: No
F: ...
F: Wait a minute you can't just do that-
J: Do what? Have my own opinions and choices?
R: Oh I just know John has his arms crossed and eyebrow raised high
B: If only he needed no arms to type the text then maybe
J: Actually that's exactly what I did, I got siri to do shit for me now
R: Made siri your lil bitch I see, respect man respect
F: Ok can we go back to John saying no?!!
J: Ugh not this again
F: BUT WHY JON JON MY BONBON :(
F: I-I thought you loved me...
J: Pls not you adding a stutter you dramatic whore
F: Thanks boo BUT DON'T THINK A COMPLIMENT IS GONNA MAKE ME FORGET WHAT U SAID
B: Fred I'm pretty sure that wasn't a compliment-
R: Shhhh Bri be quiet and watch!
R: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!
B: Ah right two skinny white men, yeah that's gonna be a rager
F: Excuse me ☝🏼 I've been buffing up during quarantine unlike you cabbage patch kids
J: Yeah and I've been eating more than cheese on toast lately so shove a sock in it
F: Or a dick
R: Fred do always gotta make everything gay?
F: YOU'RE telling ME that?? Rog you're a gay sugar daddy's wet dream
J: Not to mention you've got the hots for Bri
B: WHAT
R: ...
R: ...you know what I've been thinking about lately
B: No, we don't care, don't change the subject
R: Well I've been thinking about the fact that we have never once actually FINISHED a conversation. Everyone always gets side track and then this group chat turns into a big mess with so many cliff hangers
J: That's weirdly thoughtfully true- but Rog you're also literally doing it right now
F: Yeah hypocrite! Let's listen to you an finish a thought, starting with JOHN COMING TO MY PARTY
B: NO LETS START WITH WHAT JOHN SAID ABOUT ME AND ROGER
J: Roger and I*
B: I'VE GOT OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT JOHN
R: John you literally tryna change the subject I can't-
F: LIKE YOU KNOW THAT YOU GUYS ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT WILL BE AT THE PARTY SO HOW COULD YOU NOT COME JOHN??!!
B: I DON'T LIKE HOW YOU INFLICT ROGER AND I***** ON EACH OTHER JOHN!
R: Cool so let's make all this John's fault :)
B: EVEN IF HE IS GAY STOP IT JOHN
R: Wait wut-
F: YOU ALL ARE COMING, WE WILL HAVE A TWILIGHT MARATHON CUZ I COULDN'T GET ONE LAST TIME WITH YOU LOT AND WE WILL DRINK BOOZE UNTIL WE START SEEING MAGICAL COCK FAIRIES
B: I'm pretty you're the only one who sees magical cock fairies Fred...
R: Haha magical cock fairies
J: You're totally getting that tattoo'd on you when you're shit faced
R: Totally.
B: Shit!
R: What??
B: Umm Fred, you checked the news lately?
F: Pfft who checks the news lol
R: Ohhhh I see...
J: Ugh man that sucks, well for y'all I wasn't gonna go
F: What????! Tell me!!
B: Lockdown might start again
R: Now all of us ain't coming lmaoo
F: WHY CAN'T EVERYONE JUST KEEP IT IN THEIR PANTS
R: What-
J: Fred you stupid igloo!
B: Fred it's not an STD-
F: SHHH! I'M GRIEVING THE LOSS OF MY PARTY
F: ITS ALWAYS THE FILTHY USELESS WORTHLESS WHORES
R: But Fred you got one-
F: GRIEVING ROG! CAN'T YOU SEE
B: Okay hey we can video chat! I promise we ALL will actually watch Twilight this time :)
J: BRI! Don't tell him these lies
R: JOHN SHUT UP I KNOW YOU LOVE WATCHING JACOB WITH HIS SHIRT OFF IN NEW MOON
J: Yeah ikr it's ALWAYS off in that one 🤤
R: Now who's fruity smh
F: JOHN PLS DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TEAM JACOB-
J: ...
B: Okay how about we leave that conversation for another time yeah?
F: DEACON
R: RUN JOHN!

*John has left the chat*

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John being team Jacob is his only flaw

But c'mon- we all know it's true <\3

Hope you all had a wonderful and restful holiday!

- J