Salad Head

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Group Chat - Freddie, Roger, Brian, and John
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R: Fred.
F: Yeah?
R: Come here for a minute.
F: Taking a piss pikachu
R: While using your phone...
F: Don't question my preferences.
B: I'm trying to clean my new clogs what's this yapping about??
R: FARROKH BULSARA GET YOUR SMALL ASS HERE I DON'T CARE IF YOU PISS ON YOU'RE WAY HERE
F: First of all: you did NOT just use my full name. Second of all: you did NOT just call my butt small!
B: Kinda is tho...
J: Farrokh you can't be thicc like all of us
R: Bloody hell just come here!
F: Fine.

*2 mins later*

F: OMGAHHH LMAOOOO
F: I HAVE GOTTA TAKE A PIC POSE FOR THE CAMERA
R: I'll cut your dick off

F: OMGAHHH LMAOOOOF: I HAVE GOTTA TAKE A PIC POSE FOR THE CAMERAR: I'll cut your dick off

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R: I don't care if the world is on fire... but my poses will always be fire can't lie
F: Awwww he has a green jacket to match!!
B: This is the best day of my life
B: John's currently on the floor dying
R: You did this!
F: *gasps* ME?! Whaaaa?!
R: Fuck you
F: Well it wasn't entirely me..
B: Really..
F: Fine. BASICALLY me
J: LMAOOOO
J: ROGER THE SALAD HEAD TAYLAHHH
F: Omg... Salad Head
R: Fred..
R: No...
F: OoOoo IDEA!

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I love John's energy oml

- J

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