Queen Group Chat

Betty Crocker vs Disco Deaky

Group Chat - Freddie, Roger, Brian, and John
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J: So guys..
R: No
B: No
F: Oui?
J: You don't even know what I'm going to say yet! And thanks Fred.
F: :)
J: I have kept a life long secret with you guys, and I think it's finally time you guys should know
R: Oh John! We already know about that time you wore your mothers undies cuz you ran out
J: NO! ONLY YOU KNOW THAT! NOW SHUTUP
F: I-
B: oh.
J: ummm anyways, I want to start a cooking show!
F: Wait. Wtf?
B: Umm I support, but like why? How? When?
R: We are all going to hell
J: I'll be like Oprah, but Betty Crocker addition
R: Ohhh I see, you're coming for my main bitch Betty?!
F: Betty Crocker's wig: GONE!
J: My frying pans are ceramic, I bet her's are plain old painted steel
R: GET TO HIS LEVEL CROCKER
B: Can we like... stop dissing Betty Crocker...
F: Yes ok! Everybody come over tomorrow and let's bake! Or is it Cook?
B: Wait... isn't Betty Crocker baking?
R: Yeah and you said cooking show...
F: So what was the point of all that?
J: oh.... right
J: Oh my mom needs help, gotta go!
F: Your mother doesn't even live-
F: You know what, never mind. Never fucking mind.

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I FUCKING LOVE JOHN! WHATTA HUMAN!

- J