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twenty nine.

  Pandora Gray

      We have ten more days before the wedding, and everyone is nervous. I rub my eyes, and sleepily reachover to my nightstand to get my phone. "Dammit, too bright." I groan as I hold up the phone in front of my face, and turn down the brightness.

One text from Asshole's Big Sister.

Asshole's Big Sister: a little birdie told me that someone was going to ask you out.

Asshole's Big Sister: okay so maybe niall cant keep a secret, but still be on the lookout :)

What. The. Hell?

Wait... it could be Luke.

Don't kid yourself Pandy, Luke doesn't like you.

One text from Tori.

Tori: Do u think dat Jenna is a bitch

Me: were you high when you sent me this

I roll my eyes, Tori was usually high. Lierally, weed was more inportant to her than her own fucking boyfrind, and said boyfriend doesn't even know. Oh yeah, Tori what a great relationship you've got there.

One Text from Luke.

I'm pretty sure that it's not healthy to have fucking atomic bombs go of in your stomach. Oh ,there goes another one, ugh, Luke what you do to me.

Luke: can I come over today?

I wanted to say, "Fuck yes, get your ass over here right now please and thank you." But... I can't sound too eager, right? Should I use an emoji or-

Only one person who can help me with this.

"HARRY!" I scream,quickly getting out of bed and scurrying over to the kitchen, where he's sitting. "I never thought I'd say this, but I need help."

"You came to the right person babe, what do you need?" He props himself up with his arms.

"So I need to deicde what I should do," I sit next to him and show him my phone, "Look, Luke texted me that," I pointed to the most recent text. He bit his lip, nodding in understandment, " And I don't know what to reply."

"See, this sounds like a you problem." He quotes and  I roll my eyes.

"First off, nice one, and second off,please? Please?"I fake pout.

"Whatever. Reply with a yes, and an emoji." He scoffs.

"Yeah, I guess that'll do" I quickly reply with his suggestio, " Thanks, you owe me."

"Don't.worry babe, I'll add it to your tab." He teases and I roll my eyes, "Just do me a favor, and use protection, alright? There are some in my bathroom cabinet, and don't use the flavored ones-" My eyes widen, and I cut him off.

"Harry Edward Styles, one day I will literaly beat your ass with a Bible, and drag you to chruch, and drown you in Holy Water."

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       Harry had left to go take care of one of Valerie's many issues , and I was tidying up for Luke.

Okay, I was stuffing everything in the cabinetsand closets, also known as cleaning. Ashlyn randomly walks in the room, and I smack myself forgetting to lock the door. "Hey, hey, hey, woah it's clean in here, what's happening?"

"Oh you know, just doing a little spring cleaning." I whistle, even though it's not even spring yet, but...

"Pandora, who the fuck is coming over and why?" She smirksu, crossing her arms. "Wait — Oh, it's—"

"Ash, I love you but please shut up, and goodbye." I push her out the door, to see Luke standing there.

"Oh my, hey Luke!" She waves, and I love her but I want to slap her right now, "Was not expecting you, at all, anyways!"

"Bye Ash." I say suggestively.

"Oh yeah, Luke? Go easy on her, she hasn't been fucked in a while." I'm pretty sure I just choked on air, shit Ashlyn what the hell. I glance over at Luke, both of us looking at each other.  She leaves, and I let out a sigh.

"We're not gonna fuck, right? I wanna be able to walk tomorrow."

"At least you know that I would totally destroy you, if we did hypothetically fuck." We both laugh.

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"Hemmings, the blue Wiggle was the best, end of story."

"Fuck no, the yellow one."

"Blue!"

"Yellow!"

"Blue!"

"Blue!"

"Yellow!" I say, but then I cover my mouth in realization as a cocky smirk appears on his features.

"Hey, if I agree that the blue Wiggle is the best, will you be my date to Gemma's wedding?" I start to say something, but then process what he said.

DJSJSHSISBHEISHGSUWJWSVSUJSHBSSHHSHSBERFGHFDB.

"Of course." I smirk.

"Fine, the blue Wiggle is the best." I laugh, as suddenly I hear the door unlock to reveal Harry holding a box and Valerie crying.

"Valerie got kicked out of her flat, she's moving in with us!"

Okay guys, so I got like 15 PMs on I should make q video of me singing and post it on my IG.

GUYS I DONT SING OKAY

AND OKAY, I MIGHT DO IT FOR YOU GUYS BUT A) I CANNOT SING, AND B) WHAT SONG WOULD I EVEN SING?

Suggestions?

Thoughts on chapter?

Bye guys,

Ash xx