Perfection» h.s

thirty three.

Pandora Gray

Ashton and Gemma have just left for their honeymoon, Louis and Ashlyn are on vacation, Nina and Niall are going to Ireland to be with his family, and I'm stuck here listening to Valerie's voice that makes me want to be deaf.
To Luke: save me pls

From Luke: why?

To Luke: bitch and asshole are either fucking or fighting bc i hear screaming.

From Luke: angry sex? idk

New text from Jenna

From Jenna:Pandy I have news that u r going to like

From Me: pls tell me it involves bitch.

From Jenna: her getting arrested, yes.

From Me: HOLD THE FUCK UP WHAT JENNA I MUST KNOW HOW LONG HAVE U KNOWN THIS FOR YOU LITTLR FUCKER IM GOING TO KILL YOU

From Jenna: 1) Calm ur tits.

2) Remember when we watched Britain's Most Wanted?

From Me: yeah... Why

From Jenna

I can't read her reply as Harry comes bursting out of his and Valerie's room, carrying a bunch of suitcases and there's a sobbing Valerie behind him. "This is the last damn time, we're done, and you're out."

"Please Harry!" She begs, and I keep flipping channels on the TV, while simultaneously eavesdropping. "Please!" He walks over to the door, opens it, and literally throws her bags out of them, and you can hear them hitting the road below.

I stifle a laugh ," We're done Valerie, over, goodbye. "

Praise Jesus.

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WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD GET OUT OF BED, GET DRESSED DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEADDD

This is bc of SOML year anniversary tomorrow, and it's a breakup song and yeah but I didn't wanna wait.

Ash xx