𝐟-𝐛𝐨𝐲. ↬ j.jungkook (?)

[EIGHT]

• group chat •
"I WONT HESITATE BITCH."

daddy yeji
So

Sooyoung... that bet thing
you made with Jungkook,
how's it going?

sooyounger than us
I mean... Yoongi had lunch
with us and it was only slightly
awkward, but I'd say I'm
probably doing better than
him

... Why?

daddy yeji
Oh, because I just found
a picture of Jungkook with
Jun Sohye. Daughter of some
fancy CEO, I don't know

I just like her selfies 😏

sooyounger than us
Wait what

daddy yeji

this bitch deadass posed
for this photo and I refuse
to believe otherwise

Hey @jimis-a-snake do you
know her???

jimis-a-snake
Not all rich people know each
other you know 🙄

But yeah, my dad has done
business with hers a few times
so we met briefly over dinners

sooyounger than us
Ah shit

He's smarter than I gave
him credit for

I need to step up my game

jimis-a-snake
Lol, you really do, Min
Yoongi was SUFFERING
today at the table, it was so
hard to not laugh

daddy yeji
I honestly don't know how
you expected him to act when
the first words out of your mouth
were "So I hear you like men..."

jimis-a-snake
Well it worked with you!!

I was just making sure our
girl wasn't wasting her time,
because let's be real, Yoongi
being gay would have just been
real convenient for the plot

sooyounger than us
What

jimis-a-snake
What

sooyounger than us
All you managed to do was
make him regret his decision
in choosing to sit with us

We're supposed to be the
cool kids

Okay so we're not, but still

daddy yeji
Ngl... definitely though he
was going to say yes

But HEY your long time crush
likes pussy too! Just like the rest of us
and now the world makes sense again

🥳

jimis-a-snake
Have you messaged him at
all today??

I'm finding that constant
conversation really helps

Anyway, as much as I'd love
for my life just to revolve around
this tragic bet like some kind of
2D side character, my dad wants
some sort of business briefing
with me, so I'm turning my phone
off for the rest of the night.

Later, losers

daddy yeji
Bye bb, I'll be sure to have
sweet, wet dreams about you 😘

jimis-a-snake
You're fucking disgusting 🤢

sooyounger than me
see you bright and early champ

daddy yeji
Hey

You know what will help
you with this ... bet

sooyounger than us
I'm all ears

Seriously... I can't lose, not to
Jungkook of all people

daddy yeji
Snapchat

That's literally a breeding
ground for sexual tension,
and it's also rlly handy to
hide your shame 😏

sooyounger than us
Still haven't told your parents
huh?

daddy yeji
lol nah

maybe one day

sooyounger than us
You know we have your back no
matter what happens 💕

daddy yeji
I know 😘

Now go ask him for his
sc before Jungkook has
bragging rights for the rest
of the year, ew

• instagram dm's •
minyoong03 and choisoodone

choisoodone
Hey! Once again I really
wanna say sorry for Jimin
earlier smh

minyoong03
Don't worry about it, friends
just know all the wrong things
to say and say them anyway lol

I enjoyed your company though ☺️

choisoodone
AAAAAAAAA

I'm so glad! We should do
it again, but just without my
two training wheels with
me 😏

minyoong03
That sounds like a good
idea 😏

choisoodone
But in the mean time, I was
wondering if you'd give me
your Snapchat?

minyoong03
Sure, it's the same user as
my instagram

• snapchat •