𝐟-𝐛𝐨𝐲. ↬ j.jungkook (?)

[NINE]

• group chat •
"namjoon isn't funny... period x3."

jungclock 🕰
hey guys,,, i'm gonna add
jimin in here bc i am too
lazy to have two conversations
on the go

taehyundai
aight

namjohnny [condom boi]
I have no protest to it

Taehyung, did you change
my name?

taehyundai
lol yeah

namjohnny [condom boi]
Its not funny when you have
to explain the joke...

taehyundai
read the group chat name
namjohnny

namjohnny [condom boi]
Fuck you.

jungclock 🕰 added Park Jimin to the chat!

taehyundai changed Park Jimin's nickname to jim the white man.

jim the white man
I haven't even said anything
and I'm already being bullied wtf

namjohnny [condom boi]
Taehyung is a monster

taehyundai
:)

Hi Jimin

jim the white man
Hi Taehyung

jungclock 🕰
jimin

when can i leave a
gala and it not be
considered rude???

jim the white man
After the speeches and main
course, but you'll probably
still look rude by not staying
until everyone starts to leave

Why?

namjohnny [condom boi]
Is it really that boring?

jungclock 🕰
i hate it

i'm hiding in the toilets to
reply to you guys because
sohye doesn't understand
personal space

she even deadass tried to
jack me off at the table where
her DAD WAS ALSO SITTING

my blood pressure has gone through
the roof

i think i'm balding

taehyundai
lmao that brings a new
meaning to daddy kink

jungclock 🕰
i'm glad you're finding joy
from my suffering, tae

no bet is worth premature
wrinkles, i'm gonna climb
out of the bathroom window

namjohnny [condom boi]
Seriously?? That's hilarious

taehyundai
i follow sohye on instagram and
even though i probably have like
half her pictures saved in my ...
wank bank she 100% looks like
a psycho girlfriend

jim the white man
That's disgusting

taehyundai
smh like you don't have
one

we all have one

right??

jungclock 🕰
sure 🤡

namjohnny [condom boi]
To be honest, I do so I'm not
going to pretend like I don't

jim the white man
Gross 🤢

So Jungkook... are you really
climbing out of the window?

jungclock 🕰
yeah lol

i'll just text her and say
something big came up

i'm in a tight rented suit
surrounded by rich entitled
pricks, this isn't my scene
not even for pussy.

jim the white man
Gala's suck, I can't blame
you for not wanting to stay

So is Sohye the girl you're
trying to pursue interest with?
For your bet with Sooyoung

namjohnny [condom boi]
Wait, that's what you meant
when you said you had a bet
on?

I thought you meant horses
or something.

jungclock 🕰
since when did i even bet on
horses for that to be your go to
thought??

namjohnny [condom boi]
Yeah, fair enough

taehyundai
lowkey terrified that i've
actually pissed sooyoung
off

jim the white man
No, you just made her
insecure about her face,
which is arguable worse since
she'll never forget it

taehyundai
😳

jungclock 🕰
there's nothing wrong with
her face?

hang on wait there, i just have
to jump from the window

taehyundai
i should probably go and
apologize before she grows a
complex

jim the white person
That's the smartest thing you've
said all night, Taehyung 🤓

She's probably only sending chin
shots to Yoongi in fear he'd say
something about her brows lmao

jungclock 🕰
what

jim the white man
Her and Yoongi are now
Snapchatting

Yeri snd I have a bet on when
the first nude is gonna be sent

Jungkook's brows rose as he read the message, almost walking into a lamppost as he did. It was only a few days ago Sooyoung could barely manage a tangible sentence to Yoongi, and now they were sending pictures to each other?

He really needed to up his game. Being naturally competitive worked in his favor when it came to motivation for winning, but he was currently walking away from an easy win because he didn't like the environment he was in.

Sighing, Jungkook loosened his tie, running a hand through his hair. He could still do this, just because he ditched the gala early doesn't mean he was out of options just yet. After what felt like the longest bus journey of his life, he finally came to stop outside his sister's house, and by extent his home for the past three years.

As he was about to step into the front yard, he could already hear the frustrated yells of his sister followed by the shouts of her boyfriend and he grumbled with dejection. He didn't have the energy to listen to their toxicity for another night.

Deciding he'd rather be anywhere else, he messaged one of the girls in his private messages. He felt gross for doing this, especially when he had just left Sohye, but he couldn't bare to go back to that gala or home.

jeonjungkuck
are you free?