Kelly's POV
Irony. A way the world tries to toy with your mind. Irony is a police station getting vandalized, or a fire station getting caught on fire. Or it's when my friend from sixth grade, Sasha, was talking about names you should NEVER name your child.
"Don't name your child Melissa! You just can't! Or Arnold. What are we, in the 1800's? Or Edward. Seriously? Exactly how high were you? Or Paul. Like Pauuuuuul don't forget your homework or Pauuuuul you left your lunch at home or Pauuuuuul you failed the science quiz on living organisms or Pauuuuuuuul you put your shoes on the wrong way or Pauuuuuul you left your backpack at home. You can't put a poor kid through that!"
Now she's married. And her husband's name is Paul...who has a sister named Melissa...who's son's name is Arnold...who's best friend's name is Edward. This just proves that the world likes getting back at you and saying "HA in your face!"
That's how I felt when he came here. As a businessman. And my new partner.
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He said he was gonna be a hobo, not the richest man in the United Kingdom.
Crap.
I've always hated competition...
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Author's Note:
Hey dudies. I'm totally okay with you using this in a story you're writing...IF you ask me first. Part of this is actually based off real life. I changed "Sasha's" name a bit...MWAHAHA. She had this reaaaally funny voice and it always makes me laugh like there's no tomorrow. If I'm motivated enough, maybe I'll write out the rest of this...dun dun DUN!
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