Illogical Logic (AC x DC/MK Crossover)

Traaaaansport!! Magic really does exist! (DC)

The two expected this night to be like any other normal heist; Kaito annoys the Kid Task Force with his pranks, including Hakuba, while being chased around by his detective boyfriend. Said boyfriend would launch soccer balls at his face while they face off on the roof. Kaito would eventually leave, jewel in Shinichi's hands, as Nakamori-keibu throws any and every swear he thought of at KID as he flies away. Neither of them could - or would have sanely - have predicted the events that had instead happened.
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Kaitou Kid laughed at an enraged Task Force, which was now colored pink with glitter and stuck at the foot of the staircase, due to some extremely strong putty. Nakamori swore intensely, straining against the material. The two who hadn't gotten caught stood behind the mass of pink, trying - but failing - at hiding their laughs. Hakuba, in his usual deerstalker outfit had gotten ahold of himself, and was now trying to figure out how to get around that without getting stuck. Shinichi, having also gotten over his laughter, turned the dial on his sneakers (yes, Agasa had made him adult sized versions of his gadgets), and launched himself across the gap. He landed gracefully at the step in front of the irate inspector, and leveled Kid with a challenging smirk.

KID, noticing his expression, shivered and started running up the stairs, still snickering at the results of his clever prank. Nakamori watched him go, glaring heatedly at the prankster thief. "KID!!!! GET BACK HERE AND LET US GO DAMMIT!" Nakamori bellowed, straining harder against the unyielding substance. The putty slowly budged, sucking at his clothes and shoes as he managed to break free. Unfortunately, his shoes were left behind, but that didn't stop the enraged inspector. Noticing the rest of the task force still stuck, he narrowed his eyes. "GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR AND GET MOVING! KID IS GETTING AWAY!" At that he spun around, growling under his breath as he chased after the famous detective and infamous thief.

The task force stared in awe at their leader, inspired, and renewed their efforts even more energetically at trying to break free - but the substance wouldn't budge. The task force sighed, wishing for the inspector's insane drive to catch the elusive thief, and decided to give up. The thief would escape at this point anyway, no use in exhausting themselves uselessly. Hakuba, having yet to find a way up, checked the time and frowned. '5 minutes, 26 seconds, and 34 milliseconds since the trap was activated. It's been too long.' Pensive, Hakuba paces for a moment, before simply shaking his head, walking off. 'If anyone can catch him, it would be Kudo. If he can't catch him - no one can.'

On the roof, KID grinned as he eyed his prize. The Moon's Tear, a highly treasured piece of blue sapphire, with quartz veins running throughout the gem, like a spiderweb. It seemed to be a likely candidate for Pandora, given the name, and the fact that it was one of the biggest of the Big Jewels there was. KID held it up to the moon, and just as Shinichi grabbed his arm (the persistent detective had caught up to him, he mused to himself) the gem shined red. The two stared, entranced yet confused as the gem glowed brightly. Then, by a stroke of luck (or unluckiness?) a comet flew by, and the glow grew brighter. At this point, KID became very alarmed, the requirements were met-

The door was heard to be flung open violently by an irate Nakamori, but they ignored it, as their world became a shining mass of red as they passed out.

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Shinichi woke up, head throbbing, and groaned in pain. Upon hearing Shinichi's growl, Kaito's eyes flew open. "What?!" He sat up suddenly, wincing in pain as his head screamed from the sudden movement. Shinichi blearily opened his eyes, unprepared for the blast of sunlight that caused him to squeeze his eyes shut once more. 'Why is it so bright out? Kaito's heist was at night...and I don't remember ever going back home...wait is this grass I'm sitting on?' Shinichi shifted, eyes still closed, and began patting the ground. Yup, definitely grass. But how?

Shinichi heard Kaito gasp in panic, which in turn caused him to be worried slightly. Kaito never showed moments of weakness in public, not even the slightest bit of panic. He always ever had a happy and bright poker face on, and he had a lot of control when it came to his emotions. Even when he was faced by fish as KID, he never showed weakness. So their situation must be bad, he deduced. Very bad. After shifting so that he was facing away from the sun, he hesitantly opened his eyes. Grass and trees. For miles. Shinichi blinked, and rubbed his eyes, and blinked again. "Where the hell are we?" Shinichi muttered disbelievingly, letting his eyes get used to the brightness. "Another world?" Kaito suggested playfully, forcing on his cracked mask. 'Don't forget your poker face. Don't forget. Don't forget my poker face. Don't forget -' Kaito chanted internally, fighting down his panic, trying to stay in control.

Shinichi turned to face his boyfriend, giving him a dry and rather annoyed look that basically said 'now is not the time Kaito', to which he responded with a stuck out tongue. Shinichi sighed, before standing up. "It appears we aren't in Tokyo anymore - we should try and figure out where we are." Shinichi whipped out his phone, tapping around in his contact list. He tried calling Hattori, but the call didn't reach. He tried Ran, his parents, Agasa, Haibara, and even Hakuba, but they never connected. Shinichi frowned, confused.

"We may be out of cellphone range, let's just wander around, we'll come probably across civilization at some point. C'mon, Shin-Chan!" Kaito laughed, glancing at the phone, and before Shinichi could respond, grabbed his arm and started walking North. He had pulled out a compass from his suit. Shinichi stared at the thing, before dismissing it as Kaito just being Kaito, and reluctantly allowed himself to be pulled around. Shinichi sighed, hoping that they weren't too far from home, and vowing to find the annoying prankster who did this.

Kaito froze, suddenly, very abruptly. Shinichi looked at him confused, but when he saw the expression of pure and utter terror on his partner's face he became very worried. "Kaito? Are you alright? Did something happen?" Shinichi pressed, his eyebrows knit together in worry for his beloved thief. Kaito looked up slowly, locking his eyes with the detective's. "Shinichi....we blacked out after Pandora shined, right?" "Yes..." Shinichi didn't understand where he was going with this. "We really did get teleported into a different world. Pandora is supposed to give the user immortality when a meteor flies across the sky and when the stone shines in the full moon. We met both those conditions..but we're still mortal. At least I think so. We don't know where we are. The cellphone didn't work." Kaito was shaking slightly at this point, his grip on Shinichi tightening. Shinichi's eyes widen. Wasn't this all just a prank? Wait no, this would be classified as a kidnapping, and with police around it wouldn't be worth it. Hospital security is tight. No reason. No motive. Oh god, what if they really? No...Magic didn't exist. Right? Apparently Kaito seemed to think so, judging by his reaction.

Fuck, they really were in a different dimension weren't they?

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(Edited)
Hey guys! It's me, Kana! I have another fanfiction! And somehow managed to throw together a crossover with two universes that probably shouldn't be together but whatever! The chance of me dropping this fic is low, considering the amount of movies and episodes and specials there are for DC, and what there is more MK, well, I'll be in this fandom for a while. Heh. Vote and review, please and thanks! I hope you all enjoy this very random crossover!

-Anime-Dragons (aka Kana)