Illogical Logic (AC x DC/MK Crossover)

Short: Kaito and Fish (Merged Timelines)

(This is just something small that I needed to write - the main plot will come later)

E-Class had settled down in the study room to stay the latest they could - beating A-Class would require intense concentration, and they just liked being here, in this unusually warm, friendly, and not-competitive environment. It was a nice change of pace. So, they had called their parents or guardians to let them know they'd be home late - and brought food. The owner of the place was fine with it, because she knew what Kunigigaoka could be like. Apparently her daughter attended there, and had been in E-Class for a short amount of time - and the daughter had been extremely upset and unmotivated. So the owner didn't mind, and simply just handed the class an allergy list, and let it be.

They all had brought their own bentos, and it was mostly fine, until Nakamura had pulled out her bento - which had fried fish inside, and Nagisa had brought sushi.

-Meanwhile-

"Kaito, are you okay?" Shinichi asked the magician, who was currently sneaking glances at the Class 3-E as they pulled out their bentos. Kaito, still staring, whispered, "They might have fish." Shinichi sighs, and continues sorting the textbooks back in their correct places. "You know, you could just-" He was interrupted by a high and loud screech from Kaito's direction, who had darted behind the bookshelf Shinichi was managing. Shinichi sighs at the trembling form by his feet, and walks out to the table. The entire class was staring - very confused and some expression showed either concern or annoyance.

"Sorry about that - Kaito has Ichthyophobia." He tries to explain, but was met with blank stares (except the red headed boy, who just smiled wickedly. It kind of reminded him of Akako, he thinks, shuddering). "You know - a fear of fish?" He tries, and suddenly everyone understands. The blue haired boy looked very apologetic, and hides his sushi. Nakamura simply stares disbelievingly. "Why - no how - can someone be afraid of fish?" A burly, brown haired boy rumbled incredulously, staring at the bookshelf.

Shinichi shrugs. "I'm not sure why - just please don't ask Kaito to come over and help you okay? And please try to avoid bringing fish here in the near future - it really scares him." The people at the table nod hesitantly - and the redhead was smirking evilly - oh god - that looks like Kaitou Kid when he's about to pull off some crazy prank...this kid. Shinichi shudders, and wisely removes himself from the situation.

Two days later, the redhead walks in sporting a fish themed outfit - Kaito all but fainted at the sight of the boy. The redhead snickered and tried taking some photos - which was promptly confiscated by a secretly fuming detective. He made the boy change his outfit - lest they throw the class out. After that, the class never brought fish again, to the delight of a certain phantom thief.

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Okay, because tomorrow's my birthday (turning 14 yay!), I'm not going to have time to update that day - I'll try to make a second chapter today, but I'm not sure if I can have one finished by 10:00 pm, so I'll just edit and make this entire story better until then. So far I have a couple paragraphs, but it's mostly unfinished. In any case, I hoped you enjoyed this small short, and possibly found it funny? I'm not too good with humor. See you Friday! Or maybe later today - tonight? XD

-Anime-Dragons (aka Kana)