Supernatural Oneshots

Ghostbusters - Dean Winchester x Married!Reader

I wander into the bunker and see Sam and Dean sitting at the map table and I shout, "WHO YA GONNA CALL!"

Both brothers jump as I make my way down the stairs and continue my little reference, "GHOSTBUSTERS!"

Sam laughs as he makes eye contact with me and Dean turns around and gives me a warm smile.

"I take it that hunt was a success then?" Sam asks me as I head over to him.

I give him a hug and rest a hand on his shoulder, "Yeah, just a simple ghost, salt 'n burn."

Dean looks at me, "you sure? You're covered in substance."

Dean makes a face as he tries to describe whatever is covering my body. Sam registers what Dean said and jumps away from me to look at me. Sam's eyes scan me from head to toe and then he looks back up to my eyes before realising that I really am covered in something. I throw the flannel that's in my arms at Dean as a 'no shit Sherlock' and he jumps away from the substance covered flannel.

Dean inspects my flannel and screws his face up, "you're covered in ectoplasm."

Sam looks up at me with a questioning look. I shrug at Sam and head to Dean to grab my flannel from him. I reach the doorway when Sam stops me with a million questions.

"Wait why are you covered in ectoplasm? Were you possessed?" Sam asks me.

I look over my shoulder back to Sam and shake my head, "apparently when you burn a ghost while it's possessing someone it explodes itself and the person before burning, it's a messy job."

Dean fake throws up and I poke my tongue out at him before looking at Sam who is processing what I said.

"Anyway," I say tapping the door frame. "I'm gonna take a shower, I stink like ghost guts, I'll be out in a few."

Dean teases his brother about something that happened before I came into the bunker as I leave for the bathroom, stopping by the laundry and my room to exchange and wash my clothes.

I emerge out of the bathroom about ten minutes later, finally smelling normal, which is a mix of cinnamon and cedar wood. The ghostbusters song still in my head, but as I sort out my laundry and do an entire wash I create my own little Winchester Hunter version.

"Huntin' makes me feel good," I hum to myself, dancing around a little bit as I sing the melody.

I hear Dean stand at the doorway of the laundry as he watches me and my little dance session.

"I ain't afraid of no ghosts!" I say spotting Dean and smiling.

I hum the rest of the song as I put the wash on and head towards Dean as he puts his arms around my shoulders while I continue my song.

"Who ya gonna call?" I somewhat sing.

"Ghostbus-" Dean goes to say with enthusiasm.

"Winchesters!" I interrupt and Dean looks at me with a large smile.

"You're amazing," Dean comments.

I nod and wriggle out of his grasp, heading back to the war room where a free beer is sitting on the table.

I snag the beer before Sam returns, which is seconds after I grab it and open it.

"That was mine!" Sam shouts.

"I just risked my life, I'm taking any free beers I can score!" I say holding the beer at my side protectively.

"Get your own! We have plenty!" Sam whines.

"I just came from there, I ain't goin back there for a beer when there was one sitting, RIGHT THERE YOUR HONOUR!" I exclaim pointing to the table in a weird childlike voice. "And it does not say Sam Winchester on it!"

Dean walks in and laughs at my voice and Sam turns around pointing to me about to complain.

"He left it there! I took the opportunity!" I defend.

"I was gone for 30 seconds!" Sam says looking at Dean.

Dean hands Sam another beer that he had grabbed, "I got two, originally for me and y/n but since she stole your beer, take this one, you'll be fine."

Sam pouts as he takes the beer and opens it with a grudge. I poke my tongue out at Sam and Dean wraps an arm around my shoulders and I lean into him.

"Next ghost hunt, I'm coming with you, because clearly," Dean says as he crouches down to my height. "You cannot be trusted to not explode people."

"I'm gonna go to my room and drink my beer, where people won't throw ectoplasm around or steal my beer," Sam says as he gets up and walks away.

"Love you too Sammy!" I shout after him and he flips me off.

I look back at Dean and hug him tightly, mumbling words into his chest, "I promise not to explode anymore people."

Dean kisses the top of my head and I laugh.

"Although I can't promise I won't stop the ghostbusters references," I add as I step away from Dean.

"You're a Winchester, so I'm not really sure what I expected," Dean says.

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