Daughter: "Daddy, today my boyfriend told me something I don't understand."
Dad: "What did he say sweetie?"
Daughter: "He said I have a nice front bumper, good back bumper, and a nice trunk."
Dad: "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your trunk and fills up the gas tank... I will break his exhaust pipe."
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The Joke Book
HumorThis book contains funny jokes that will make you laugh and smile!
