In the 2nd grade
Me: "Shut up you're stupid!"
Classmate: "Hey! I'm telling on you."
His hand shoots up.
Me: "No wait stop!"
Me: "No i'm sorry!"
Me: "Please come on dude!"
Me: "Pleeeaaassseee I'm so sorry stop OMG!"
Me nearly in tears: "I'm so sorry please don't tell her I'm sorry!"
Teacher: "Yes?"
Classmate: "Can I use the bathroom?"
Classmate: *Turns and deviously smiles at me*--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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HumorThis book contains funny jokes that will make you laugh and smile!