The Joke Book

Part 114

Dad: Son buy me a Soft drinks.

Son: Coke or Pepsi?

Dad: Coke.

Son: Diet or Regular?

Dad: Regular.

Son: Bottle or Can?

Dad: Bottle!

Son: 8 oz or liter?

Dad: Dammit! Just give ME WATER!!

Son: Natural or Mineral?

Dad: Mineral!!

Son: Cold or Hot?

Dad: I'm gonna strike you with a BROOM!!

Son: Stick broom or Soft broom?

Dad: YOU ANIMAL!!

Son: Cow or Pig?

Dad: GET THE FUCKING OUTTA HERE!!!

Son: Now or Tomorrow?

Dad: NOW!!!

Son: Your gonna accompanied me or Not?

Dad: I'm going to kill you!!

Son: Stab by a knife or Shot by a gun?

Dad: SHOT BY A GUN!!!

Son: In the head or Stomach?

Dad: YOU PEEEESSSSTTTT!!!!

Son: Cockroach or Rat?

Dad: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

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