Matthew: You were the first sperm to the egg. You were born a WINNER. ACT LIKE IT.
Jon: Actually, the first sperm to the egg will almost never be the one to fertilize the egg because the outer wall of the egg is too thick for 1 sperm to penetrate alone. Fertilization is actually a group effort of multiple sperm to weaken the outer wall for the final sperm to finally breach it. So in reality, you were born a lazy, credit-stealing prick who's sucess is built off the work of others, and we really do act like it.
Matthew: Goddamn it. jon.
Brandon: AMERICA
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