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I shall have 4 children.
My first daughter shall be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom. And I shall have it going on. My first son shall be named Luke. Then my husband can say, "Luke, I am your father." My second daughter shall be named Narnia. Whenever I get something for her, I shall proclaim, "For Narnia!" and my last son shall be named Sparta. Thus, when I introduce him, I shall announce, "This is Sparta."

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