The Joke Book

Part 109

Lauren: Sweetie! 

Lauren: Come bang me baby, I want you inside me, and I don't have a lotta patience big boy!

Ryan: Lauren, when we started dating we agreed that we were both going to wait until marriage before sex, whether or not it was each other. I don't know.

Ryan: If you have changed your mind, but I am not ready for this, and so many things could go wrong. I love you, but I'm not ready... Please respect that.

Lauren: This is Lauren's dad, and you just earned her $100 and my permission to date you.. Do you want to come over dinner tonight?

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