Son: Hey dad come pick me up I'm suspended...
Dad: What did you do this time...
Son: Nothing my teacher asked me a simple question and I have her a simple answer..
Dad: What did she ask and what did you say and your grounded...
Son: She said, "I had 5 bottles in one hand and 6 bottles in the other, what do I have?" I said, "A drinking problem."
Dad: Your un- grounded for learning my smartass talent.----------------------------------
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The Joke Book
HumorThis book contains funny jokes that will make you laugh and smile!