The Joke Book

Part 179

1 inch- Are you fucking kidding?
2 inch- I can't even hold it properly
3 inch- Never been so unsatisfied in my life
4 inch- I've had bigger
5 inch- Good, but not enough
6 inch- About right
7 inch- Can't complain
8 inch- Fucking perfect
9 inch- A bit much
10 inch- It's hurting my insides
11 inch- I can't take it anymore
12 inch- I'm absolutely fucking destroyed
And this is how I rate my subway sandwiches.

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A/N: I feel so dirty now 😖😖
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