The Joke Book

Part 98

The world's smartest doctor was recently interviewed by a patient. Here are the answers he gave:

Patient: Doctor, should I reduce my alcohol intake?

Doctor: Not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Beer is made from grains. Bottoms up!

Patient: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

Doctor: Fried foods today are fried in vegetable oil.. The more vegetables the better!

Patient: Is chocolate bad for me?

Doctor: Hello.. Cocoa beans! Another vegetables!

Patient: Would swimming help me get in shape?

Doctor: If swimming helps you get in shape, explain whales to me.

Patient: Well how can I get in shape then? 

Doctor: Don't worry, you're in shape.. Round is shape.

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