His real name is Eggwardo, but I said no fuck that. The cover is a picture of Eggwater, living his best life.
This is the story of how Eggwater came to be the greatest pigeon chaser and the richest alive thing in the world.
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It is Eggwater's 3rd month in high school in his freshman year and he is doing well. He managed to get himself a girlfriend named Arizona Granny.
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Arizona is the most popular girl in that grade. Everyone worshipped her and Sandra, who wanted to teach at the high school and is now Eggwater's math teacher again.
Arizona and Sandra get along very well and sometimes hang out together, though Eggwater secretly likes Sandra.
Eggwater pulled an all-nighter last night for a test he has to take in Spanish. This makes him really tired.
Sandra is running late and without anything to do, Eggwater unintentionally falls asleep. Sandra wakes him up 45 minutes into class with a raised eyebrow.
"Ms. Sandra....?"
"I can't believe you fell asleep, Eggwater! You never behave like this. I guess it means I have to give you detention."
Arizona, who likes bad boys, twirls a piece of hair in her fingers and flutters her eyelashes at him from his left.
Eggwater blushes and says, "Whatever." He wants to please Arizona. Arizona licks her lips either threateningly or sexually. He can't tell, but it scares him.
Later~~~~~ Eggwater texted Lauren 4 detailed paragraphs about his detention before he went to his punishment and she just responded with "👍."
At least she isn't mad, Eggwater thinks and licks his way into Sandra's classroom.
There are rose petals everywhere and when Eggwater goes to sit down, Sandra appears in a robe, dims the lights, and locks the door.
"Are you ready for your punishment, Eggwater?" Sandra says in a sexy demonic voice and sits on his desk.
"Ms Sandra?" Eggwater asks, quivering while she wraps her legs around him.
She suddenly gets up and takes Eggwater to the big closet in the back of the room.
"I like big dic you wiggle worm make me scream."
"Ms Sandra no."
"haha what"
"no."
"But I haven't even taken my clothes off yet." Sandra pouts.
"I gotta go-" Eggwater runs towards the door, fiddling with the lock but the door won't open.
Sandra giggles and takes off her robe, revealing two balloon sized tattas. She snaps her fingers and with that snap, Eggwater is now naked and vulnerable.
"How did you do that??" Eggwater gasps.
"I have a little secret that nobody knows about." Sandra leaps onto his dick like a cat jumping onto a shelf.
Eggwater tries to get her to get off but then with another whip of the magic wand she brought out of nowhere, he is on his hands and knees and she is shoving a strap-on dildo into his butt.
"I KNEW YOU WERE A WITCH!"
Sandra cackles and thrusts hard, making him scream in pain.
"Lauren! Maggie! Someone! HELLLLLLLP!"
The feeling of dildo in his ass disappears and Eggwater turns to realize Sandra is lying on the floor with her neck all twisty twisty.
Lauren came to save the day and snapped the math teacher's neck!
After that day the story got out and Arizona broke up with him for being the victim in the situation, and counted him being raped as cheating on her.
Eggwater was kinda sad but kinda relieved because he didn't want to fuck her fishy vagina himself. He'd rather let some other unfortunate guy get her STD's.
