The Life of Eggwater

Carrot Cake

Eggwater starts his day with a huge stomach ache. He sits up and groans, clutching his stomach. Lauren appears and pats him on the shoulder.

"Maybe you had a nightmare about Arizona, sweetie."

"Please don't bring her up."

Lauren starts to cry. "I'M SORRY I'M A HORRIBLE MOTHER! HOW CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU?" She lays on the floor and sobs.

Eggwater rolls his eyes and leaves the room, spending 6 and a half minutes trying to figure out where the front door is.

When he exited the building, he decided to go look for the police officer, Judy.

He went to the place where he saw her last. He didn't see the car or Judy. All he saw was a donut shop and a few costumes, but no police officers. Then he walked around the entire city, but he couldn't find her so instead he went into the police station.

"I'm looking for Mrs. Judy. Where is she?"

"Hopps or Benton?"

"Uhhhh..." He never got her last name, but since she resembles a rabbit with her gray short hair and bunny like thighs (not to mention the carrot pen), he went with Benton.

"Judy Benton is at Easy Green's. Though I don't see why you'd want to see her." The officer tipped his hat and went onto his computer.

"Thanks." As Eggwater left and drove to Easy Green's he was thinking: She's definitely there. Easy Green's is a  fresh market place, right? All rabbit things go there.

But the GPS takes Eggwater to a strip club. Unaware, Eggwater goes inside and declares loudly, "I need to see Judy Benton."

Judy is on the stage dancing on a pole. She immediately comes to Eggwater and says, "Hey, boy," slurp, "I heard you were looking for me."

This is not the cop he was hoping for. She doesn't even look like a cop.

(art isn't mine I stole it online don't sue me)

She was scary. Two huge front teeth and long spindly fingers. Her eyes were small and beady.

And worst of all, she held out a hand to help him up.

"No! Please stop! I didn't ask for any of this!"

"What?" Her brows furrowed in confusion. "Are you okay, sir?" She held out her hand again and tried to help him get up.

"JUSY BENTON GET OFF OF HIM YOU SICK SON OF A BABBIT."

The real Judy sent the rotten malicious Judy Benton flying across the room with a kick. "I just wanted to help him up...." Judy B. groans from across the room.

"Now," she said, looking at Eggwater, "are you ready to go?"

"For sure! That woman was sooo scary!" Eggwater was lead out of the bar.

"I know. Don't let her diabolical ass get to you." She hopped in the passenger seat of Eggwater's Lamborghini. "Drive me to hell."

"Alrighty Mamacita."

He drives her to a nearby hotel and calls Lauren, telling her he is going to spend the night with Judy Hopps, the cop.

Lauren squeals loudly from the phone but he hangs up so she can't scream about him staying with a girl.

They check in and get a room at the second to top floor. F-7 is the room.

The bed is comfy. The lights are off. The candles are lit. Lexie and Maggie come to spread rose petals all over the floor and bed. They serve Eggwater and Judy some wine.

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"I'll be on top of the west wing. You go to the huge library on the other side. Over."

"Copy that. Over."

Lexie races to the library and hops onto the roof. She puts on her binoculars and searches for the two lovebirds.

"I don't see the subjects. Over."

"I found them, Tango. Room F-6. The lights are on and they're watching porn on the television. Wait, forget it. That's Carl. He's alone. Over."

"I'm moving west. Keep an eye out. Over."

"Copy that. Over."

Lexie jumps to the building over and comes to a stop at an insurance place right next to Maggie's building. "Aye aye, Quebec."

She and Maggie wave.

"Alright, Tango. I think I found them in room F-7. Can you see them better? Over."

"I think so." Lexie squints at the room next to Carl. "Yes. I see Eggwater with the subject on top of him."

"Oh my."

"Yeah. We all know what they're doing."

"Huh?"

"They're making some sweet carrot cake. Over."

"Lexie, what the hell are you thinking?"