His real name is Eggwardo, but I said no fuck that. The cover is a picture of Eggwater, living his best life.
This is the story of how Eggwater came to be the greatest pigeon chaser and the richest alive thing in the world.
Features the grand showdo...
"I'm going to buy some random shit with my money before I go pigeon chasing tomorrow." Eggwater left the house.
Lauren's tears threatened to spill as she imagined her son getting out an making friends and being successful. "Oh, Eggwardo, I know you'll do great out there!"
Eggwater first went to a car dealership and bought a 2018 Ferrari F60 America for $4.5 million dollars.
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Then he went to the pawn shop and bought:
A maid named Rosaline for $130 ⬇️
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A butler named Rhett Butler for $160 ⬇️
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A personal chef for $152 ⬇️
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