shut up, you love me - danny

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by rikeystars

by rikeystars

prompts 24 & 15
"I have to leave"
"I think I'm adorable"

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"Y/n, what should we play next?" Josh screamed over the loud music playing in their living room. They were playing ridiculous songs such as Fergalicious, Shoop, Soulja Boy, yanno, the stupid yet hilarious songs.

But I couldn't stand them.

"I don't care!!" I yelled back, annoyed but still laughing. Sam had just sung the really fast part from Fergalicious, and all of the boys were dying laughing.

"Wait, wait I got one!!" Danny yelled, picking a song, giggling.

"Oh god," I whispered to myself.

And then, it got really quiet, and then I heard...

"Oh, my, god, Becky. Look at her butt."

And that was basically when the boys died. Danny was saying the intro while staring at me, making me laugh uncomfortably as he said, "Ugh, she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriend's...I mean, her butt. It's just so, big."

"You think you're so fucking funny, Danny," I annoyedly said.

"I think I'm adorable," he said, slapping my butt.

"Oh my god, I have to leave." I said, laughing and grabbing my bag.

"No, y/n, don't go, we were just messing around!!" Danny said.

"Yeah, come on, what song do you want?" Jake sincerely asked.

"Ugh, fine," I sighed, putting my things down. "What song does Danny hate?" I whispered to Sam. He told me and I played it.

"Y/N I SWEAR TO GOD," he yelled. I laughed and ran away down to hall. I giggled and slid into the bathroom, trying to catch my breath.

Then he swooped me up, making me screech.

"You bitch!!" He joked.

"Shut up, you love me!" I defended.

"Shit, you're right."

"Looser," I said, pulling him into a kiss, him still holding me bridal style.

I hate him. He's too perfect.

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THIS WAS EXTREMELY DUMB

and kinda short but idk what else to add to it oops

I fucking love Baby Got Back and literally know every word sooooooooo yeah