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In the end, everyone gets sucked into y/n's gaping asshole because she was too depresso.

she was ultimately sad and was about to do a kaori on you guys anyway so whatever

While everyone got sucked into the vortex known as y/n's gaping asshole, Ria over here made y/n small so she can put her on pancakes.

Y/n yelled "WHAT THE HECK, Y IS DIS HAPPENING TO ME???!??!!?!???1?1??1"

Ria simply ignored her, as well as the lots of so called sad comments she'll get when she announces the discontinuation of this god damn book.

Ria puts y/n on some pancakes, so y/n was stuck on the mmmm sticky maple syrup

Ria gave the pancakes to Goro Akechi, aka pancakefucker669 because it was pancakes and he was akechi

Ria said, "do what you'd like with them, give them mental shutdowns for all I care but don't shoot you know who and I won't say who because persona 5 spoilers"

Akechi replies, "but"

Then suddenly, Todoroki the bipolar bastard came in and said, "I OBJECT"

Ria pushes him with her persona instead as she transforms into a phantom thief

"Your feelings made no sense boy, now watch the love of your life suffer as she gets vored."

Todoroki yelled: nUUUUUUU!!!!!!1!1!1!

And then Y/n woke up and said, "wow that was a terrible dream..

Until she saw Ria with some pancakes

In the end the process of getting sucked into y/n's gaping asshole was repeated over and over

the end

what, you didn't like how the story ended?

well you know what I don't want your opinion, I hate this book too much to the point I don't want to finish so please at least pretend to be happy 🤠👊

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