- New Year's Special (Crack Chap) -

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Ria (Author-Chan): so since we did the whole thing with the Christmas special

Ria: why not do it with New Years

Shouto: but the Christmas was an actual one shot Ria

Shouto: what you've done here is a crack fic

Ria: sHUTTHEFUCKUP YOU SHOE

Y/N: s-shoe?

Y/N: what are these insults, Year of 2010? this is 2019 sister

Ria: yOU CANT INSULT ME YOU-

Y/N: anyway, I guess it's almost time for new year's

Izuku: no shit

Ria: the hell you came from

Bakugou: narnia

Y/N: eh??

Ria: nani the fuck

Shouto: I'm so confused

Ria: you should be

Momo: stop hating (and stop hating me,, >:0)

Y/N: eXCUSE ME I-

Ria: it's ok Momo ily

Shouto: Ria I thought you loved me-

Y/N: wHAT ABOUT ME BITCH THIS STORY IS CENTERED ON ME-

Ria: lmao ofc I love you

Karma: wtf Ria, I thought you loved me, you literally did a whole adventure of you and me on a new year adventure-

Ria: GO BACK TO YOUR OWN FANDOM YOU BITCH AND WE DONT SPEAK OF THAT WRETCHED BOOK

Y/N: nani the fuck

Izuku: should I be worried

Ria: no

Shouto: Who even was that

Ria: lol idk

Karma: Class 3-E I don't feel so good

Ria: go back asshole

Ria: anyway it's already the countdown

Izuku: wHAT

Ochako: 10!

Y/N: WHERE ARE ALL OF YOU COMING FROM

Everyone aside from Y/N: *counting down*

Y/N: ok I see how it is

Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEAR

Ria: *plays kazoo and blows party horns like crazy*

Izuku and Ochako: *joins with Ria*

Shouto: hey Y/N

Y/N: *looks behind* what

Shouto: *smol peck on forehead* merry birthday world

Y/N: excUSE ME WHAT 2 FLUFF KISSES I CANT TAKE THIS RIA WHAT THE HELL ALSKALDK

Ria: lmao happy new year everyone!!

Ria: also I prOMISE IM WORKING ON THE NEXT PART JUST GIVE ME TIME

Shouto: you better get it out on time

Shouto: your readers will disappear if you don't, peasant

Ria: it's 2019

Ria: quit with the sass, sarah

Everyone: sksksksk

haha happy 2019 guys

update from march 2019: hi I deleted the todomomo line because you nine year olds are toxic

im kidding about the nine year old part but still, you guys can't comprehend the meaning of "respecting another's opinion"? i don't wanna hear all the salty and toxic comments todomomo.

thanks, now continue what you were reading

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